HansonKerman

I make fvive more hills. Five of my hills lmao die

I destroy all hills. My crater 2.0

-13 we have brought @Dirkidirk back to the one true cause

Om nom nom

11/5 KRAKEN that is amazing looking

5212: you try not to be seen as you take @The Doodling Astronaut’s secret stash of Pringles

ode to joy. I’m playing it on violin

wa it if cannons are part of the famous “to the moon and back” (or something by joules Verne (or whatever) then why don’t cannons exist in ksp

the frick is that waiter, there’s a necro’d thread in my boot! wait...

true TUBM likes Lucida Sans

CuodXoamoa

wait... why do I need to fight a rainbow now

mohole cool, and a challenge.

banned for changing ur profile

moo, I’m an impatient fan. Jk, but we still want you to begin Emiko V2

Wait, I need to fight the sunset?

-7

banned for exsisting

trueish tubm likes ksp

-5

-3 lmao negative ARE the good guys. Also, I am a Kerbal fyi

well, since I’m making a thread detailing my universe, wynaut make this? This will include the “main” Krakist belief, as well as the real timeline of history. Will be updated. ??? - The univrerses are created by Karcu, God of everything and all. ??? 2: Electric Boogaloo - Karcu creates the Kerbolar System and its moons with a snap of Their fingers. ??? 3: Wearing out the Joke - Karcu creates life from void and starlight. They create the life in a model of Themself, naming them Kerbals, and the Kerbals were. We were infused with a powerful desire to explore, for Karcu wanted us to find his creations, and escape this world. He sprinkled them across Kerbin, Laythe, a paradise, similar to Kerbin, except more of a desert, Eeeloo, a beautiful ocean planet, and Eve, the low-gravity planet where Kerbals played and danced. ??? 4: Still At It - But Karcu had a counterpart. From the depths of the Void Sea, Kraken, the Original One, who had seen everything before and saw Karcu’s actions, and maintained a powerful desire to erase all that was not where it made its home: pure void. It rose, and confronted Karcu. Thus the battle of gods ensued. Eventually, Karcu summoned a black hole to suck away Karcu’s evil magic, but not before the Kraken dealt its fatal blow on Karcu. And thus, the two major Kerbal Gods were not to be seen for millennia. History of the Kerbals (Kerbals measure years by the start of the KSP) with the way they were made, Kerbals had an inalienable desire to go to space. This was hard, though as their underground habitat was... underground. So a few Kerbals decided to move out, and build a large Space Center (multiple if u use KK or KSCSwitcher). The notable of the select few were: Gene Kerman, Werner von Kerman, Bob Kerman, Bill Kerman, and siblings Jebidiah and Valentina. <placeholder gtg>

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-3 HELP