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no.

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[A new update for KSP Enhanced Edition is live!]

happiness obtained.

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1 minute ago, JadeOfMaar said:

Banned for using snail mail to send a message in 20XX.

banned for conversing about mail for some reason.

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dial mason

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granted, the alt button on your keyboard now has the text "delta dagger" printed on it.

I wish for starship sn9 to launch sooner, and for the flight to be a complete success.

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-40+

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.epon

@VoidCosmos?

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is

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4 minutes ago, Popestar said:

Because they are green.

Why are you eating Kerbals?

Green taste is green.

Giggers?

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postage

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"shrike"

Those things like impaling animals on spikes, might be able to use that.

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2 hours ago, foamyesque said:

 

Load up the torchship I used to insert into a retrograde Kerbin orbit, wait for Kerbin to rotate to the correct angle, then launch more or less straight up. When you have 22km/s of 1+g thrust you don't need precision.

 

I might be caught by the game having to slow down during the launch sequence, though.

 

 

art.

I am voluntarily paralyzed by of it's beauty, and involuntarily incinerated  by your computer's heat.

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58 minutes ago, Tristen Simon said:

Wouldn't it take over 300 years to reach the next star without a warp drive, though?

Depends on how good your rocket is. with an orion drive you can get there in 100, and with an antimatter drive you can get to the closest star in 5 (assuming your talking about proxima centauri).

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Yes.

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52 minutes ago, Misguided Kerbal said:

You forgot rickthrust and rickgravity and rickweight...

rickpickle

3 hours ago, GuessingEveryDay said:

Hey guys, the YouTube embed isn't working, see:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLzxrzFCyOs&ab_channel=AllKindsOfStuff

cease.

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58 minutes ago, DAFATRONALDO2007 IN SPACE said:

Yo @Dirkidirk where u at?

Ya woke me up at 9Am.

im sleepy bear and now me mad. 

me eat u... om nom nom nom... 

mmmm.... yummy dirkidirk a la mode...

doomed I am. hungry you are.

@Lewie?

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This is easy.

wait...

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Nein

@DAFATRONALDO2007 IN SPACE?

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more posts required.

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IDK

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answtion sounds dumb.

I want my computer mouse to squeak, why isn't it doing that?

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2 minutes ago, DAFATRONALDO2007 IN SPACE said:

I was just makin' a joke

same.

4 minutes ago, DAFATRONALDO2007 IN SPACE said:

I like the update.

Most definitely, the amount of likes the average human gives when they see this update is pretty large.

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The smalls are getting out of control, I'm gonna die.

The game's not gonna die though.

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7 minutes ago, DAFATRONALDO2007 IN SPACE said:

IK its a stupid joke but plz just try to understand my enthusiasm for the update

no.

backlash:

Why u so monke, expelling smelly jokes for the sake of being a socallity, you UTTER FOOuL, of cours te ngneeir fofthe gnaekodp pap. bab!