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  1. 2 hours ago, cgw said:

    1.3. KSP without Voxel Map it as a rocket without engine.

    Do you wish the crippled game?

    a more accurate comparison would be a rocket without paint. or a rocket without a fourth stage

    ksp without voxel is not a crippled game, it's just a slightly less visually appealing and functional one.

  2. 3 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

    Granted. Your plane splashes near Japan.

    I wish there was a continent on the Sun.

    Granted. a continent the size of asia made of the same material as a normal earth continent, is placed on the sun, and is destroyed immediately. the remnents of this continent later impact earth.

    I wish spaceX's starship would get built faster.

  3. One day, I decided to delete some debris, and for some reason the game completely froze. I reloaded the ksp, and I was greated with glorious streaks of green across the sky. When I loaded a save, the Kerbal Space Center was not a physical object, but a still image on the screen, the ground was gone, and the screen was covered In translucent static. I got inside the VAB, and the static and the KSC were still on the screen (the UI was still there meaning I could have built a rocket). I went on to delete all saves.

  4. Granted. you are warped to the very early solar system, 4 billion years ago, and are taken on a tour of the 8 planets (which still look like red hot coals) on my exteremely slow interplanetary ship, taking 50 years. then you are transported to the present, where you can tell about your exteremely boring trip.

    I wish for the ability to reverse time (keeping all the knowledge I had beforehand ) whenever I make a mistake.

  5. 2 hours ago, Geonovast said:

    Posts within the Lounge and Forum games do not count toward your actual post count.  If you make one more meaningful post outside of the lounge, you'll no longer need approval.

    oh ok, I'm dumb :P

    new and improved wish:

    I wish that I knew what Geonovast said before I went on here and started posting.

  6. I landed jeb, bill, bob and val on minmus with an over equipped, oversized and overpowered lander, planted a flag and brought them home safely in an Mk1 command pod attached to the top of an Mk3 command pod. but not before flipping the rover over and crashing into the kerbals with that same rover. I then went on to test a new ssto spaceplane and made an emergency crash landing in the ocean which luckily only destroyed the wings.

  7. 9 minutes ago, Dman979 said:

    Granted- you end up at the exact point in space where you took off. Unfortunately for you, the Earth kept orbiting the Sun during the 45 minutes you were in orbit, so the exact point in space is about 100 miles above the earth's surface. Feel free to get home however you want!

     

    I wish for a potato, not a dollar.

    Granted, but the potato is Filled with fire ants and mold.

    I wish for an alexa

     

  8. Granted. after 2 days however, the effects wear off and you are left 900% dumber than before you ate them, forcing you to take it again, thus making you ADDICTED.

    I wish that I could go to space in a 100% safe spacecraft, with life support, radiation protection and water, that once reaching orbit, will stay in orbit for the amount of time it takes to make one orbit around the Earth, before deorbiting and Landing exactly were it took off, allowing me to depart saftely to my home with no repercussions before, during or after the flight.

  9. 1 hour ago, Overfloater said:

    Granted. The devs have abandoned KSP 2 at its current state, and it has been passed on to you to continue development.

    I wish for KSP 1.8.

    Granted. You now have a copy of Kent's Sooty Pen version 1.8,  the newest model of sooty pen, this time it is made of soot from the 2192 yellowstone volcano eruption.

    I wish that I can't die.

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