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    im dumb and i have zero brain cells
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  1. I`m excited for all of the things below: - How far i can push my gaming device while playing ksp2. - Creating new planets in a mod! (Debug menu seems to contain a "Create Planets" option) - Fuctional colonies without adding a billion mods are an upside, tho i don`t know how complicated the colonisation system is. - Interstellar travel without bugs would be fun, especally with far future engines. Also dres isnt boring anymore, lets see what the most boring planet is!
  2. Granted. The castle is decrepit and is somewhat broken. I wish for pluto to become a planet
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  4. Geonovast became afraid. He expected the safety inspector to appear before dark, as the team thought that massive boosters might counter the lack of struts on Kerbin. The mission would gradually devolve into reaction wheels, something literally revolutionary to Kerbalkind. How extraordinary that is, considering the effort required to make big ol' pitch forks and feather dusters with large torches, and wiggly tentacles playing the piano for fun. Exactly one week later, the inspector woke to find a great disturbance in the force - a PowerPoint presentation. The horror of it overcame him with great quantum superlinearecitation. A Massive vortex opened to reveal a terrifying cake-producing monster. The inspector immediately panicked and reached for his pogo-stick, deftly bouncing off the bed that he was floating on down the Nile and into the grasp of Curveball-Anders who spontaneously barfed. Rutabaga, meanwhile, emerged in the river of dreams. Snark saw Kerbiloid and thought, is that Adsii? What strange and bizarre manifestations appear when Aerodynamic Kerbal suffers from a ColdJ virus. Deddly, Vanamonde and TakeTwo ninja'd the cake as Admiral-Fluffy forlornly tried to soak a stolen dry bagel in lox. The cake-producing monster began slithering towards the first person to run a bakery in the best area of Dakota. Competition wasn't anything the monster felt like wasting time on. However, the mountain of cake was devoured by the kraken, leaving a steaming pile of useless debris. Boris (the monster) started a clearance war while Adsii cleaned his plate with an explosion of flavour that could've potentially rivaled the famed Tibetan chocolate croissant. Meanwhile 18watt, Nazalassa and Starhawk were hatching a plan to take over Minmus with an icecream van. Scoops of Minmuscream were flung in every possible direction, while Vanamonde insisted on waffle-cone diplomacy complete with toppings and spoons. The outcome of the event was uncertain; the icecream was completely consumed by Gargamel and the cones became crushed from lack of enthusiasm by the moderators. The inspector later wrote a scathing report; despite having no memory of previous events, it was imaginative and entertaining in its depiction of strange hallucinations and bizarre potatoes. He was deliberately throwing doubt across the entire Kerbol system as to what had happened, so more inspectors arrived to grab a bunch of managers to remove the sting of the report. However, before they were ready for publishing, the Kraken released a piece of artwork based on macaroni cheese to surpass the wiggly tentacles playing the piano for fun. This caused a hyperbolic frenzy in publishing the report, resulting in an outrage against its writers, who then asked, "Where are the snacks?" Boris suddenly saw an opportunity to sell copious amounts of Snacks. Hot cupcakes sold like hotcakes and cold cake sold like cold cream cups (which are good for puffy eyes). But something unexpected did occur: the inspector shared his lunch and threw a party for everyone, although Geonovast excluded Gargamel. Curveball-Anders took everyone to the local ice cream-pizza-pinball-chicken-applesauce-candy-methalox-whole_pineapple-drywall parlour and asked for some funds from the waiter, who choked on the pinball release-lever, tilting the machine over. "Funds!" he exclaimed flabbergastedly," you want my FUNDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "HOW DARE YOU EVEN SUGGEST SUCH A THING!" "WHY I OUGHTA..." the waiter fumed indignantly as he gasped for air, collapsing while clutching his ukulele. "Oh crud," he wheezed into a squeezebox, which inflated to the size of a prize-winning pumpkin. "A prize", said Starhawk, "is worth funds." Tiredly, the waiter raised a kickstarter campaign to capture the wiggly tentacles playing the piano for fun, and a plan was beginning to form in his mind. He imagined a B.O.B (Battle of the Bands) in which Jeb, for marketing purposes, screamed an Electric-Guitar intro of "Let's go Crazy". The monster, however, preferred jazz piano, and tried to eat them. Meanwhile, the hard disk ate Soft-serve railgun
  5. Sat-Lun-Flyby 1 Mission: Success! 12/21/63 (M/D/Y) Rocket: Uprated Satyr IIB (with 12 kedstone tanks along with 12 engines), Modified Siren Liquid Upper Stage Pre Mission Status report: While Ad Astra-3 was being developed, CSP decided to bash together a Satyr IIC with a Siren Liquid Upper Stage, nearly identical to Ad Astra-2. But the engineers responsible for the rocket realise that a Satyr IIB won't suffice in the delta v department and so they uprated it by adding 4 kedstone tanks along with 4 engines too. The new rocket was dubbed "Uprated Satyr IIB" because the engineers arn't being creative on that day. The launch control facility, after the high of the last mission, is not excited for this project, as it seems to be a step backwards from the manned mission. But no matter, the countdown has been initiated. After what felt like hours, T-5 minutes was heard in the entire facility. Comms "shouted" in the most deadpan manner possible "Avionics activated.". Soon after, T-10 is heard, along with the umbilicals attached to uprated Satyr detached. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, the rocket screams upward, a sooty cloud following behind it. Only after that a intern says "Wait the rocket seems different". Soon after, the first stage returns back to earth, destroying the aberrant rocket and the modified Siren Liquid Upper Stage escapes the atmosphere of our homeworld. Orbit achieved. Launch control waits until the transfer window opens to the moon twiddeling their thumbs in the meantime. An hour later and the uprated kickstage fires up, kicking up the trajectory to fly-by the Moon. Pictures were taken, and insturments are used, collecting data from the moon for the somewhat short period of time that it has an effect. The probe soon after leaves the Earth-Moon system, making it the first man-made object to leave the hill sphere of Earth[citation needed] Post Mission Status report: do i really need to explain this, the mission kinda just happened lol and the public kinda just forgot it even exist after like, one week.
  6. (KSC side) I sent vall to retrive the incinerated Jeb on Eve and bring him back to Kerbin, before reviving him using the cloning/respawning tech that allows kerbals to return from the death, and i also locked the door for every single escape.
  7. 3. The confused crew attempts to contact the warpship, but there is no response.
  8. Yes and no, he is in a quantum posistion Does rockets exist in ksp?
  9. On the 22st day of Christmas Jebediah gave to me: 22 Tylo landings, 21 golden probes, 20 fires a blazing, 19 Kerbals riding SRBs on EVA, 18 rovers a-flipped over, 17 17 page essays on the pluses of using only srbs for my rocket,16 rcs blocks, 15 KNR tours, 14 pickles ,13 headaches, 12 entire Kerbins, 11 Gigantor Solar Panels, 10 crashed rockets, 9 days of work, 8 Deep Space Networks, 7 trips under the KSC bridge, 6 nuclear pulse rockets, 5 stars that are collapsing themselves, 4 mammoth engines, 3 modded installs of KSP, 2 kraken doves, and a rocket made of pear trees.
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