Jeb_Needs_A_Parachute

Your WC-130 Hercules is immune to giant mushrooms. But not to the giant tree the mushroom is on. You crash into the tree. I wish Squad didn't end development on KSP.

Other way to stop playing: Use your CPU's integrated graphics and built a massive rocket. Then watch the slideshow and decide it isn't interesting. Close it before you CPU overheats. Done.

Nope. @Souptime

Granted. Your computer gets faster. You can no longer chase it down when it runs away, so you no longer have a computer. I wish for USB A and C to recognize each other so there is only 1 USB standard

Granted. Sadly no-one knows what a russet potato is, so you get a regular potato. I wish for something. (I'm not sure what to wish for)

@jimmymcgoochie, will your graphics card going kaput affect your writing of ? Just wondering.

Granted. Time is always free. There is not cost for time. I wish for cranes.

Nope, still in the afternoon for me. TUBM is on this thread:

Nope. @Souptime

No. @Stormpilot

Yes. But if you hit it enough times with the hammer, it won't hurt, but your wrist will instead. What is hurt?

no. @Kerminator K-100

Yes. I'm thinking @Souptime will be next

You understand why russets aren't available in stores. Sadly, this make you sad and so you never enter a store again. I wish to understand what a russet potato is.

Nope, It's past midday for me. TUBM has at least 500 rep.

Good story. I hope you have good luck on the next couple of chapters. Also - Interested to see more of Kerbal society. Not everything is about rocketry in the world, I hope.

Sorry, forgot to go to next page so it's out of order. Yes, you can have your russet potato. It's right in front of you. Shame that to eat it you have to open your mouth, which is currently glued close. I wish that the Forums last a long time (I'm scared KSP2 will mean the deletion of these forums)

It got to the main menu... but it took 84 years and you are now dead.

Because they can't contain the road departments who put them up. Why do we need roads?

Ok.... but you can't prove they turned into a fish. I wish for people to not bring up food in this thread.

I don't mind smoothies. TUBM has made a kraken drive.

Ok. You have one fresh, peaceful, apolitical, non-venerated, non-transmogrifying, normal-sized Russet potato, except that it ahs mold on it so you have to throw it out. I wish that people stop bringing up Russet potatoes.

Yes. They then get rid of it using Wereshampoo. When will this forum die?

No. Ignorance is pain once you realize. How to kerbals survive without an economy?

True. (If you don't you should.) TUBM is a believer in MOAR BOOSTERS