Bob had landed on the mun. He left and re-entered physics range. His tall rocket with a small base hopped in the air, and slid down the crater, with the hatch-side down.
Its not like he could even leave, because his rocket had tipped over
Bob has lost his sanity reloading quick saves
Bob is going to crash it into the VAB engineers once he gets home
On the 15th try, ”The kraken has blessed me- oh.”
Nearly 100 tries later, he gave up. He rolls it towards the midlands and waits for rescue.
40 minutes of attempts later- he did it. It’s upright.