2351: Damage level: 40%. The damage levels have been getting lower the more you climb. "That's good," you think.
This floor consists mostly of wooden chairs and tables from the 80's. Other than that, nothing. "What a boring room," you say. Then you notice something in the far corner, and go over to take a look. A large button on the floor. Fortunately, it is yellow rather than red. "Should I press this?" you ask yourself. Your opinion keeps shifting back and forth from "Press it," "Don't press it," and "Don't you dare press that button or else something worse will happen than when you pressed that first red button!!" In the end, after arguing and contradicting yourself for thirty minutes, your curiosity gets the better of you once again and you press the big yellow button. Suddenly, the small bit of floor below you lifts up and you find yourself on the next floor. "Phew," you say, "at least these buttons are making better and better things happen rather than worse and worse." Are you sure you want to make that assumption, climber?