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UPDATE: Nailed it! (Let's ignore the fact that I slammed into the grass in front of the runway at 100 knots and definitely rendered the airframe unusable for another flight, as well as probably giving the pilot injuries, before stopping here on the runway.) EDIT: Finally, I did it! For real this time! Also, @Meecrob and @Toaster355, thanks for the advice on landing my bird!

Well, I landed. Sort of. Any landing you can walk away from!

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The F-35B fails another VTOL landing so it can't claim the "C-Word Pass". It's a draw! Rock-paper-scissor shoot, anything you want to do!

"Due to overwhelming demand, we have sent the ISS astronauts real freeze-dried ice cream. They did not seem to appreciate it as much, especially when the crumbs got stuck in all the instruments."

This Week at KASA: Roadhouse-2 Comes Home

Yes, but the customers complained about the clicking noise. Waiter, all the old Geiger counters from the tables appeared in my soup!

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I wonder if my F/A-18 Super Hornets can offer anything to the battle?

UPDATE: I've been kind of bugged that by the Global War II the Kerbals had technology that, by Earth's timeline, is fifty years ahead of their time. So, I've decided to put up yet another poll: how many years should I change the timeline by, if any? Once the results stop coming in, I'll begin retconning the previous chapters, if you guys want the timeline changed at all. Sorry for most of my posts being retcons and polls, but a new chapter should be coming soon (for real this time)!

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"I'm sure I will find some pearls, just like in the books and movies." Trying to down an E-3 Sentry AWACS.

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The joint operations AWACS just called in, and they said you're banned. No point in denying it, the AWACS sees all.

SEASON PASS: Get the Mk1 and Mk2 plane and fuselage parts for only 5,000 Kerbucks! Only available for five days! (After which it will never be available ever again, have fun!)

A moon the size of Charon with its own sparse ring.

7/10 WHAT FLAVOR OF ICE CREAM?!? I can typ e this sentnce correctly, so that musst make me himan..

Even if you count air, and maybe a few dead skin cells as an object you can hold in your hand, I doubt we can save this ship with it.

Floor 4700: A sign that says "300 more 'til Floor 500!"

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This is kind of a first-world problem compared to some of the posts on this thread, but I just wanted to get it out somewhere. I just got banned from not one, not two, but three Minecraft servers for pretty much no reason whatsoever. I got banned from the first two for something that I have no idea about, something about "inventory mods". I've played on those servers for months and the few mods I have on my client have never been an issue. But I got rid of them and on the third server, I got banned for ABSOLUTELY no reason. I removed any inventory mods that might have triggered the last two, but then it said I got banned for "unfair advantages". I have NEVER touched autoclickers, hacked clients, or any actual unfair modifications. I had no mods that changed the gameplay at all. And I got banned. From another major server. ...In less than twenty-four hours... ...While thousands of users get away with hacked clients and autoclickers on the same servers.