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  1. Alt + L is to turn off stage lock, now go blow stuff up! Make sure you aren't time warping as well, I somehow forget that sometimes.
  2. Harbas: "This is SR-111 to tower, SR-111 to Tower." Tower-Ground: "Copy SR-111. Cleared to Alpha beacon after takeoff. Flight level 10." Elby: "Wait for me! Waait for me!" Wilnie: "Maybe you should take the bus next time, eh?" Elby: :pant: :pant: shut up." Harbas: :sigh: "Cleared for takeoff roll, Tower?" Tower-Ground: "Copy that, SR-111. Cleared for takeoff. Handover to ATC." Harbas: "Acknowledged. Beginning takeoff roll. Switching radio to ATC." Wilnie: "And we're away." Harbas: "See you at Booster Island." Tower-ATC: "Roger that, SR-111. Give the old parts a wash, okay? Tradition, you see." Wilnie: "Sure will. I'll give them your best wishes. Switching off comms, radio back when we get to Bravo Beacon." Tower-ATC: "Roger that." Elby: "So, why are we going over to Booster Island anyway? Harbas: "Deliver some parts and g-force training. This is it, boys! In a few weeks we will be in space!" Wilnie: "Wow. Space. I can't believe it. Me. In space..." Elby: "What's that?" Wilnie: "It smells like burning..." Harbas: "Probably just a burnt fuse. Nothing to worry." Wilnie: "You're right. The orange warning light is on." Harbas: "Tower, turning back. Electrical fault. Deemed uncertain enough to warrant return." Tower-ATC: "Copy that SR-111. Ground crews ready." :WHUMP: Elby: "What was that!? We just lost 100 meters!" Wilnie: "Smoke! Helmets on and air up!" Harbas: "Tower! Mayday, Mayday, Mayday! Fire in the cockpit! Fire!" Tower-ATC: "SR-111 return ASAP. Fire crews ready. Land as soo-kchhzhhdzzkxch Harbas: "Radio's out! Extinguishers! EXTINGUISHERS!" Elby: "I'M TRYING! AAAH!" Wilnie: "I got the plane steady! On course back to land! We can make it back!" Elby: "THE EXTINGUISHERS AREN'T WORKING!" Harbas: "Ready the chutes!" Wilnie: "The wires are fried! Nothing works! Harbas: "Steering's gone! Flaps are out! Gear's gone! We're going to have to do a belly landing!" Elby: "I DON'T WANT TO DIE!" Harbas: "You won't, Elby! You'll be fine! You're gonna get back home safely!" Wilnie: "It's no use... We're losing altitude too fast..." Elby: "Dear Kod, what did I do wrong..." Harbas: "Elby, ready the hatch! We're going to have to bail out!" Elby: "I beg forgiveness for my sins..." Harbas: "Elby the hatch is right next to you for Kod's sake! Get that damn thing open!" Elby: "If I survive I promise to be a better Kerbal..." Wilnie: "I got it, sir! Elby, lean back so I can reach over you and get this dang hatch open!" Elby: "I'll pray. Not just every sunday. Every day..." Harbas: "Koddammit my safety clasp is melted! Crap!" Elby: "I'll fund charities. Salvos. War veterans. Red cross..." Wilnie: "I nearly got the hatch open!" Elby: "It's burning... It's burning..." Harbas: "GO! I can't make it out!" Elby: "I'll feed the homeless... Peace in the world..." Wilnie: "No, captain! I can't!" Harbas: "Do it... That's an order, Wilnie..." Elby: "Please, Kod... Please..." Wilnie's hands fumbled the latch and suddenly it opened. The sudden rush of wind pulled Wilnie, willingly or not, out of the cockpit. The sudden influx of clean, fresh air caused a flashover effect, engulfing the small, enclosed compartment in flames. Wilnie: "NO! Captain... Elby..." Tower-ATC: "Wilnie! We have you on your suit radio!" Wilnie: "Why... Why not me..." Tower-ATC: "What? What happened to the others! The plane's transponder isn't working!" Wilnie: "Space... So close to space..." Tower-ATC: "Wilnie! Respond!" Wilnie: "Liz..." Tower-ATC: "Wilnie!" Wilnie: "My beautiful girlfriend..." Tower-ATC: "WILNIE!" Wilnie: "I'm sorry... So sorry..." Wilnie: "Tower..." Tower-ATC: "Finally!" Wilnie: "I only have one thing to say..." Tower-ATC: "Go ahead, Wilnie..." Wilnie: "To the Mun. Keep that in mind. To the Mun. To-" Wilnie: "-the-" Wilnie: "-Mun" Tower-ATC: " We've lost him..." Tower-ATC: "We've lost SR-111..." Tower-ATC: "We're sorry, Wilnie. And Harbas, and Elby." Final pic: Tower-ATC: "We're oh so sorry."
  3. Not sure if this was suggested before, but science in sandbox ode. I don't care if it doesn't do anything, I want the reports for my story
  4. He took off, but the ship ran out of fuel before it achieved orbit, and was still on a suborbital trajectory. He used the EVA pack to finish circularisation.
  5. Can you hear me Mr. Jeb? Can you- -Here, am I floating in my space suit. Far across the Mun... Planet Kerbin is blue, and there's nothing we can do... Sorry, I couldn't resist.
  6. Mulbin, I noticed that a "guide" (more like a RP) on Steam is using your banner. Link to it here. I've asked them about it twice but they seem to be deleting my comments.
  7. This would be extremely hard to implement. For one, you would need interior models and textures for things such as engines or fuel tanks if they get split, and it would require a new hitbox for both parts.
  8. I wouldn't term it pic heavy just yet. But anyway, nice job. Any more coming soon?
  9. I wonder if you'll find any [formerly] living creatures on Bop *wink*
  10. Welcome to the forums! And read this => http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/threads/36010-Introducing-the-Ability-to-Embed-Imgur-Albums%21 for your Imgur worries. Anyway you've done this and, I haven't even got to Duna yet
  11. I joined a year or so ago but only really started posting in the last few months Anyway welcome to the forums!
  12. Does the flour in the ice reduce it's melting temperature? Like adding woodchips?
  13. Tower: "Intakes?" Bill: "Check." Tower: "Tailplane?" Bill: "Check, tailgear lookin' good." Tower: "Engines?" Bill: "Check, gimbals in line." Bill: "I'm climbing back into the cockpit now, Tower." Tower: "We read you, switch to cockpit radio. Radio name V-K, Victor Kilo." Bob: "Copy that Tower. Radio switched, engines spooling up, brakes on." Tower: "Victor Kilo, you're good for takeoff. Are your passengers secure?" Jeb: "Yup, they're buckling up in the back right now, actually." Tower: "Well, you're good. MET starting now. Don't be late for dinner!" Bob: "Tower, we've cleared the groundspace. Altitude 150 meters and rising." Tower: "We copy you Victor-Kilo, we have a visual on you out the window." Jeb: "Bob, switch to intercom. I want to talk to our guests." Bill: "Jeb... This is their first flight in the Komet you know?" Jeb: "Aah, the Vomit Komet. V-K. How could we live without you?" Bob: "Tower, we're turning on the INCOM. You might hear our guests in the background." Tower: "Copy that Victor-Kilo. You are cleared out of KSC, proceed to the Desert Island Marker. You're cleared for up to four cycles until you pass the Marker. Also, remember that the crew in the back are going to be the candidates for the first Kerbal in space. Don't harm them." Jeb: "Don't worry. I'll personally make sure of that." Bill: "Yeah, right..." ???: "You know we can still hear you, right?" Jeb: "Uh, yeah, of course we knew that, uh-" Harbas: "Harbas. Alongside Wilnie and Elby." Wilnie: "That's me!" Elby: "And me!" Jeb: "Yes, we knew that, er, Harbas, Wilnie and Elby." Harbas: "Thank you. Also, why are we going up, it's quite the strain on the seats and harnesses." In the cockpit, Jeb looks to Bob. He turns his head and asks, "Can we?" Bob: "Oh, all right. Tower, we're starting the first cycle." Tower: "Copy that, Victor-Kilo. Logging first cycle at 2:31 MET." Bob then pressed a button on his console, activating Jeb's control yoke, and flipped a switch, disabling the autopilot. Jeb then pushed down on his yoke and he plane was sent into a deep dive. Jeb: "Hold onto your lunch!" Harbas: "Huh, what do you mean? Oh. This is the Vomit Komit, isn't it. I heard a lot abou-":HURRRK: Elby: "Oh, don't be silly. You know that only a small percentage of passengers get nau-" :BLORRGCH: Wilnie: "Ooh! This is zero-gravity! It's so cool! I wish we could do this every da-" :GLOORKCH: *wipes mouth* "Errk, on the other hand, maybe not.." Elby: "Gah! I hate that bit!" Harbas: "You've done this before?" Elby: "For the tests... For my role as science officer, of course..." Back in the cockpit, Bob turned off Jeb's controls and reactivated the autopilot. Meanwhile, Bill chucked up into a little disposable baggie that he then threw out of the window. It survived the landing in the water intact went on to be ingested by a certain barracuda that was later caught by a certain Danbree Kerman, who won the Booster Bay Fishing Competition for it, and used the fame from the prize-winning catch to enter a prestigious university, and then became mayor of his hometown and married his childhood sweetheart. But that's not relevant and so we shall go back to the Vomit Komet. Jeb: "Aww, but that was fun!" Bob: "No, Jeb, we're handing it back to the autopilot. It can do this better." Jeb: :sigh: Wilnie: "Here we go again..." Elby: "OKAY! I give up! Get us outta here!" :puke: Bob: "Oh, okay. Tower, we're turning around. Also, we're practicing the emergency landing." Tower: "Copy that Victor-Kilo. You're cleared through to the landing. Tell the boys to hold on tight!" Harbas: "Whew, we're finally getting off- wait, why did you stop the engines?!?" Jeb: "Tut tut tut Harbas, don't question the pilots." Harbas: "But the engines..." :WHUMP: Elby: "Gah! A little warning next time!?!" :KRASH: Jeb: "Well, you know what they say, any crash you can walk away from," Jeb: "Wasn't hard enough!" Bob: "Tower, we're going to need the bus to pick us up. Also, get the janitors in, we've got a bit-" *Sound of Elby puking, whatever it is. I think it's Splorrkch or Bluurggthk or something like that.* Bob: "-Can that, a lot of a mess in the back. And don't forget the air fresheners!"
  14. Is it just me or does the save not load when leaving the SPH?
  15. Holy Cravola YES. YES, YES, YES.
  16. Don't worry, a new chapter will be up soon. Stay tuned!
  17. Neato. I wonder what the Mir-Mothership is gonna look like. Keeping a tab on this one
  18. Holy crap.. I didn't think you would take it seriously. Just... Wow. I'm speechless.
  19. Holey Mother of Kod. That thing is AWESOME.
  20. Wow! A lag-field protecting you tank? That's revolutionary!
  21. My friend collided with something in orbit. He set Mechjeb to rendezvous with the moon at ~100m separation. Needless to say, MechJeb did it's job perfectly.
  22. I named my moon mission Artemis, for the goddess from Greek mythology. (Artemis is the god of Hunting and the Moon)
  23. Installation for Macs is the same for Windows. However, you will need to do it manually, not by unzipping the .zip in the KSP main folder. What is your install? It is likely that they aren't installed correctly. Pics?
  24. The first time I landed on the Mun (Kerbal 1) I used the ship from the demo's "Mun 101" tutorial or whatever it was, because it said that it had plenty of fuel to land on the Mun. I wasn't able to get him back though. The second time (Kerbal 2) I stranded landed another kerbal on the Mun. The third (Kerbal 3) I tacked on an extra capsule on top to try and rescue him. I landed about 15 KM away, I believe. I EVA'd the crewmember of Kerbal 2 and tried to fly him over but he hit the ground and poofed after a few hundred meters. Eventually I just savefile edited fuel into Kerbal 1's tanks. But don't worry, I remembered the parachutes. Or at least I think I did, anyway. But that's irrelevant.
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