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Mission Control requests that you get out and perform an inspection of an unidentified flying object in orbit. They tell you that you have to see this. You don't get it. It's just a painting. Not good, but not that bad either. You ignore Mission Control's fervent requests that you bring this beautiful painting of a horse back to Kerbin, because you are a twat with a horrible taste in art. You couldn't recognize a masterpiece if it hit you at 1025 m/s. You tell them it's stupid and you'll leave it as it is. They say you're being treacherous by denying their orders. Dumbest story you ever heard. You motion for these <people> to calm down.

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I think I unintentionally the ground really hard

5/10 You've been posting on this thread alot recently.

But this isn't real life. It's not about realism. I don't understand why people think that is a good excuse.

MechJeb is bad for testing, as it is so consistent. Manual operation is not as precise, so the craft will need to survive less precise things.

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6/IO You post alot in this thread. Even when it's the same person.

Kif: Sir, this is a leisure cruise. Our path was set by the travel agency. [He presses a button and a map comes down on the wall showing the route is a straight line from Earth to another planet.] Zapp: That's for schoolgirls! Now here's a route with some chest hair. [He squiggles a new course onto the map.] Kif: But that course leads directly through a swarm of comets. Zapp: Yes, comets! The icebergs of the sky. By jack-knifing from one to the next at breakneck speed we might just get some kind of gravity boost ... or something. [Kif sighs.] It's time to shove a jalapeño up this ships tailpipe. [He grabs the wheel.] Divert power from the shields, full speed ahead! Let's be honest, this forum is full of Futurama references. We need to groove it up in here. I'm a smart. There we go.

There is bug where the space kraken saves kerbals from potentially death-causing aldeals.

I just wing it.

Would that second panel be my BvB?

6/10 You're pretty active.

It was probably put upright with RCS, I assume.

Does that rover look weird, or is it because I haven't played with mods in a long time? Also, why is the decoupler on the bottom?