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I made the translation. You were pretty accurate, but if I translate german I suck at it

Even with Windows ME is it almost impossible!

Congratcioulations, Squad! You hit the newspaper in the Netherlands! It is very poplular newspaper, too. (yes, the image is taken from a rubiks cube and a little pot of applesyrup) Translation: Review // Build your own rocket Kerbal Space program From(developers): Squad For: Windows, Linux, OSX €21.99 4 stars The dream is irresistible: Build your own rocket and explore space with it. Kerbal Space Program gives you a gaint box of parts and crewmembers with enthusiastic crewmembers(Kerbals) to do that. You launch probes, space stations and fuel stations for missions to the moon and other planets in the fictitious solarsystem of the kerbals to made possible. Just like the once populair old Microsoft Flight Simulator, is this game a dream come true and a school: You learn the laws of Newton, orbits and vectors. The game is not ready, you must find out what each part does. This pioneer-feeling and satisfaction is huge and when a kerbal steps out of a own build moonlander and makes a huge step for kerbalmanity...

3 kerbals, but two capsules... JEB!

Duna: Weird bubblegum Jool: Jawbreaker Kerbin: Water Moho: Dipped-in-hot cholate milk marshmellow Eve: Sour, sour candy Eeloo: dirty, cold and one year old marshmellow Dres: Mint chewing gum

And of course a lovely hole at the north pole.

I am always 10 cm away from my screen if I dock. Soo entertaining.... It's awsome

Just landing on the mun at my new save when I realized: I landed on my engines. And then again I realized: Designing mistakes.

I had Bill Kerman in tought: Almost! Jebediah Kerman!(He is a genius!)

The first Simcity wat totaly awsome. This Simcity has got 1 improvement: You can build traffic roundabouts. And now the dark side: -Always online -Takes a good computer to play with. Not wortht it.

Open it. Play with it until it's broken. Too awsome for not-being opened!

Whoa. I think this is the switch of the end of kerbin.

So I was looking in the persistent.sfs and I saw this: badS = False What will happen if you turn that on true? I saw Jebediah with this on True. Think about it...

I think Eve isn't looking cold. Purple oceans must be so hot...

Looking at my ship, realizing how bored I am, and how ugly my ship is, and eating snacks. But mostly, eating snacks.

Welcome to the forums! I don't know if this is a bug or something(probally not because of your dV in stages), but yeah. :/

Dear Squad, I want you to add more rocket boosters so that we can smash cars which a kerbal is flying directly into Jool. Also I like to shoot kerbals into the Kraken's maw. You should bring love to Kerbin through donuts shaped like Kerbals. This won't add chaos to the game revenue because donuts are tasty and bacon is evil. This pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis will affect Eeloo in landings because Jeb cannot sleep without rockets falling apart almost every millisecond. So multiplayer can kick Bill's kerbehind out the planet's atmosphere. Besides, Bill gets extreme G-force when jeb flies on SRBs. Donkey's lick explosive liquid Kolas when they invade Kerbin with cake and flavored octopus. I eat SANVICH when I play my game on Macindownux. That's

10 % bug free!

The fuel lines have no mass in flight. That's all I know.

Pictures... from... the future!

I was docking with the cupola in 0.20.0.... BOOM.

Looks more like LSD Dream emulator than KSP

I'll love the new SAS and ASAS. No more evil flips on your rovers and spacecrafts!

Just slowely landing my probe on Eeloo, perfect touchdown and wait... My solar panels! I feal your pain.

Round-giant winegum. Or it is the kraken's poop.