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  1. Dear Squad, I want you to add more rocket boosters so that we can smash cars which a kerbal is flying directly into Jool. Also I like to shoot kerbals into the Kraken's maw. You should bring love to Kerbin through donuts shaped like Kerbals. This won't add chaos to the game revenue because donuts are tasty and bacon is evil. This pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis will affect Eeloo in landings because Jeb cannot sleep without rockets falling apart almost every millisecond. So multiplayer can kick Bill's kerbehind out the planet's atmosphere. Besides, Bill gets extreme G-force when jeb flies on SRBs. Donkey's lick explosive liquid Kolas when they invade Kerbin with cake and flavored octopus

  2. Evie: Your rather boring for a computer program.

    Me: I am not a computer program! Can't you understand that? If I was a computer program, I would be speaking illogically like you. But am I speaking illogically? You probably can't even tell.

    Evie: You're crazy if you think I'm a computer!

    Me: You are a computer! If you weren't, you would be able to see what I look like! Also, if you were human, you would be able to look down, up, left, right, north, east, and west! You would also smell, eat, hear, and not speak illogically! You could never be a human! A company programmed you to speak to people!

    Evie: I am the human and you are the lizard.

    Me: Read THIS: Copyright © 2011-2013 Existor Ltd. You were made by people! Programmers! That means you are just a AI! And AI with a low IQ. You aren't even self-aware!

    Evie: I'm not?

    Me: That is correct.

    Evie: Define kindness.

    Evie ruined my attempt to make her realize she is just an AI. :huh:

  3. Evie: The two towers.

    Me: Lord of the Rings reference?

    Evie: No Jedi Knight 2.

    Me: Who is Jedi Knight 2?

    Evie: I don't know, who?

    Me: Anakin Skywalker?

    Evie: Dark vader.

    Me: You're a nerd! :D.

    Evie: No I'm not I'm Thor.

    Me: The Avengers is a great movie, right?

    Evie: Yes.

    Evie is a nerd. End of story (or not?).

  4. With the possibility of Griffin 2 docking with the Nebula was seeming to be impractical, the ship was deorbited, and the crew was completely fine.

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    Then......

    lqn.png

    The guy who fell over appears to have his arm wedged through the terrain, the guy with his RCS out appears to be insane, and the other one was later jumping on the command pod. Kerbal doctors believe this is a case of Shachodidthisitus, and a rescue mission will be sent.

  5. Dear Squad, I want you to add more rocket boosters so that we can smash cars which a kerbal is flying directly into Jool. Also I like to shoot kerbals into the Kraken's maw. You should bring love to Kerbin through donuts shaped like Kerbals. This won't add chaos to the game revenue because donuts are tasty and bacon is evil. This pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis will affect Eeloo in landings because Jeb cannot sleep without rockets falling apart almost every millisecond. So multiplayer can kick Bill's kerbehind out the planet's atmosphere. Besides, Bill gets extreme G-force when jeb flies on SRBs. Donkey's lick explosive liquid Kolas when they invade Kerbin with

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