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Deddly

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  1. Granted. Russian is now adopted as the worldwide official language. However, since it is such a difficult language to learn, most people don't bother actually learning it. It remains an official language, but only in theory. I wish to learn Russian and travel to Kamchatka.
  2. There is also another kind of star when a member of staff or a moderator has highlighted a certain thread, but I think the one you are referring to, @Admiral Fluffy, is as explained by @Vanamonde.
  3. Unfortunately, the person grilling your sandwich for you never learned proper grammar and spelling like wot I does. So you ask for a "really good grilled cheese sandwich" and he misinterprets what you say and gives you a really well grilled cheese sandwich. You excitedly take the plate from him and pay for the meal, but then you see what he gave you, and your stomach turns as you look forlornly at your charred piece of coal that he served you. I wish all people were taught good grammar.
  4. A great chasm opens in the ground, tearing the entire world in twain. There is a violent shaking as the ground beneath your feet lifts and falls as if it were floating on great ocean rollers. You see the sky darken as ominous storm clouds tower high above you, and then the hail begins; slowly at first, but gradually you can see that the hailstones are increasing in both size and frequency. The enormous ice crystals rain down from the heavens and tear through the roofs of houses, cars and businesses. You see enormous skyscrapers tumbling to the ground as if they were mere paper models left out in the rain. Power lines come crashing down around you, starting a myriad fires. Despite the darkness, the constant lightning, flashing like a strobe light, reveals to you the full extent of the destruction around you as entire cities are washed into the great chasm that is getting rapidly wider. The end times are upon you. You realise that there will be no more wishes, save for the desperate cries for mercy from those few who have yet to perish. The end. I wish we had known
  5. She did also say she loved every minute of it, though.
  6. The only reason I can think of is that Elon wants to remove as many elements and potential points of failure as possible because "the best part is no part". It's a valid line of reasoning, but there will inevitably be some components that he/they thought they might be able to do without but were mistaken.
  7. Interior shots would have been bad publicity if someone had thrown up in zero G.
  8. @Stormpilot is arrested for possession of dangerous weaponry. Everyone else has a great day. I wish every cricket team were as nice as the New Zealand guys.
  9. What never existed? I wish KSP had weather systems
  10. The writers of the Star Wars franchise call a meeting to brainstorm ideas for the next great blockbuster. Today is unlike most meetings, though. This day, all of them are suffering from a severe case of writer's block, and blank stares are exchanged across the board room. Suddenly, the eyes of one of the writers light up as she exitedly stands up, grabbing the attention of everyone in the room. She says, "Has anyone here played Kerbal Space Program?" There are a few vacant stares, and one or two nod slowly, wondering where this is going. "Kerbals are a green, short, space-faring race, right? They have so much in common with Yoda! How about we make a pre-prequel where we explore the origins of Yoda's race and it turns out they're all Kerbals?" The blank stares continue and there is silence for a full five minutes. Slowly, the chairman rises. "It'll do", he says, and calls an end to the meeting, just in time for lunch. I wish Jarjar Binks never existed.
  11. The changes were to correct the problems you guys pointed out last time. E.g. you can now click the link to Add-on rules before agreeing to the terms.
  12. @Zwalter, when the entire forum is begging you to reconsider what you are planning on doing, please stop for a moment and think carefully about how valuable your life is. Think about how useful it is to have all of your limbs and your current state of health. Think about how seriously wrong this plan could go. Burns. You could flay yourself alive by scraping yourself along the ground, you could veer off course and crash. You could end up a quadriplegic. These are all serious and realistic dangers. Your chance of success, however, is much less likely. Now, please ask yourself: is it worth the risk for a couple of seconds of fun? Get into rocketry by all means, but don't do it in any way that involves you or any other living thing being close to the rockets when they are firing.
  13. You sense a great disturbance in the force, as if billions of lives had cried out and suddenly been silenced. Somewhere in the galaxy, a planet glows exceedingly brightly before exploding into countless shards as it is destroyed by the Death Star brought into existence by @JcoolTheShipbuilder's wish. I wish we could defeat the Death Star.
  14. I have no experience in RO, but in Stock, dimmed RCS/SAS usually means that you have no control. That would normally mean that you're missing a probe core or piloted capsule, or you don't have communication with KSC = missing antenna. Does any of that apply to RO and help in your situation?
  15. There are two main (or at least most vocal) arguments here: 1) KSP should have FAR and only FAR from day one 2) KSP should have the regular aero model and FAR should be added later as a toggle Can't you all see that there are perfectly valid reasons for both opinions? There's even a completely reasonable third argument: 3) KSP should have the regular aero model only, and FAR should remain a mod as it is today. Guys, be passionate about your argument by all means, but recognise that each alternative is just as valid as yours. Personally, I don't like messing around installing mods and keeping them up to date, but I would love to learn more about aerodynamics, so I would be over the moon with either suggestion 1 or 2. In reality, it looks like we're probably going to get option 3, but it hasn't been released yet, so who knows?
  16. A loud rumbling occurs as the earth is rocked by tremendous earthquakes on every continent. Great chasms open, swallowing buildings, vehicles, and living creatures. Super volcanoes erupt, spewing burning lava in every direction and choking the atmosphere with a contiguous ash cloud that remains for many years. The sun, once so proud in the sky, can no longer penetrate the darkened skies of earth, plunging the planet into a thick darkness and a devastating, inescapable cold. Almost all life and civilisation have come to an end. This is the world's final resting place. All that remain are Admiral Fluffy, who is still clinging to his tenuous life, and a Stalkaroy Skycrane that somehow managed to escape unscathed on the opposite side of the world. Since nobody else remains to claim it, it is technically his. I wish there weren't such tragic consequences for having wishes granted.
  17. The entire planet is still an airport, but covered in cheese. I wish that I had an entire planet covered in cheese.
  18. A free-floating dead planet travels undetected through the mists of time and space. Somewhere on the western spiral arm of the uncharted and unfashionable part of the Milky-way galaxy, life appears on a little-known yet beautiful blue world. Millennia pass and the dead planet continues its lazy journey until it crosses the heliosphere of a remarkably efficiently burning yellow star. The dead planet gradually picks up speed as it sails past a robotic craft called Voyager and is pulled inexorably in to the barycentre of the combined forces of the star and its major orbiting bodies. Narrowly missing the largest of these, the dead planet breaks up into millions of smaller parts. Huge rocks rain down on all of the planets and moons in the solar system, causing devastation and enormous craters on all but those most heavily shielded by thick atmospheres. Those inhabiting the blue planet gaze up at the horrifying display of thousands upon thousands of bright streaks of burning planetary debris raining down and burning up in the atmosphere. Some of the larger parts reach all the way to the surface, causing local devastation, torching the pristine forests, wilderness and sprawling cities. As the rain of fire continues, the atmosphere absorbs the considerable energy that is generated, bathing the entire world in a searing heat. The final survivors evaporate whilst taking selfies and attempting to upload them to Instagram. Dientus' busy week comes to an end, along with all life on this once beautiful jewel in the blackness of space. I wish Dientus would think more carefully before making his wishes.
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