[Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!]

Granted. Due to your vague description of a 'halfling', you are given a half fish-half hamster servant that is pretty much incapable of doin anything.

I wish for the ability to pay attention better.

[Ban the user above you!]

Banned for Mudkip.

[How famous are you?]

1/10

Never seen you before. Although I've been away for a while.

[From Bad to Worse.]

I launch Infinity Kraken-Powered Boosters via Jeb at the ISS and Bob.

[Gilly: The place of no Gravity.]

Gilly: The place where you can jump, walk away from the keyboard to order a pizza, and come back before you return to the ground.

[Ban the user above you!]

Banned for typing your username with caps lock.

[Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!]

Granted. All wishes summon Lampreys and only Lampreys

I wish for a cup of coffee.

[Ban the user above you!]

Banned for computer talk in a nonsense thread.

[The user below me...]

Not really I've been around for a bit, but still considered new to those that survived the forum kraken attack.

The user below me is famous here.

[What is the most likely future method of FTL]

I think the aclubierre drive is plausible.

Although a Slipspace drive would be awesome *Engage Halo fanatic mode*

[Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer back.]

Twice. So Can-Can.

How does one simply meme?

[The user below me...]

*Invisible answer*

The user below me has aknowledged my return.

[Google Picture War RELOADED]

[From Bad to Worse.]

Anarchists have nuclear missiles!

[Ban the user above you!]

Banned for trying to overthrow the power.

[Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!]

Granted, they're posionous.

I Wish for reaction images.

[Killing the Poster Above you]

I drop the sledgehammer meant for the mirror while tripping, crushing your face.

[From Bad to Worse.]

The trolls have cataclysmic explosives.

[Ban the user above you!]

Banned for fueling your ego under the pretense of expressing yourself.

[Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!]

Granted. But I was looking at my screen upside-down so: V10

[Understanding the Delta-V formula.]

So. I've been trying my hand at calculating the Delta-V of my craft rather than using guesswork to get to celestial bodies. I am hindered by one part of the formula: Natural Logorithm.

What is it and how is it found?

[Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!]

Granted. you recieve nothing while everyone else gets food, shelter and love. And wealth. LOTS of wealth.

[Ban the user above you!]

Banned for no reason in particular

[Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!]

Granted. Your magic consists of being able to communicate with snails.

I wish for the power to not be distracted from the forum by another obsession.

[Show off your awesome KSP pictures!]

Into the reflective white abyss!