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Xorth Tanovar

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  1. 3011: Fuel controls....all valves are stuck in "OFF" position, so you can push the Launch button all you want but to no avail....
  2. The first person to drink cow's milk must have done it on a bet...
  3. Sir, this is most certain NOT a house of ill-repute! Please vacate the premises immediately, and take that ex-waiter with you! Manager! I understand you have an employment opportunity?
  4. ...upon which each square is printed a random hexadecimal value ranging from 0 to FFFF...
  5. Here you go, sir! Waiter, I require an aperitif after that mousse!
  6. Banned for having to remind us of that fact.
  7. False! Everyone knows that books are inherently flat.
  8. False...I even got engaged on a Friday the 13th. Wife and I celebrate 30 years together this June. TUBM has a fear of spiders.
  9. The power to become grass, but only in a pasture....
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