Haviland

Comrades, it is with deep sorrow that we must announce that Havollo 8 did not orbit the moon, as intended. However, our noble scientists have now learned a new concept - Gravity Assist. The crew of Havollo 8 have issued the following statement. "Frank Kerman wrote: The crew of Havollo 8 are happy to have sacrificed our lives, out here, millions of kilometres from any hope of rescue, in order that our wholly competent launch team and scientist learn new ways to kill [static interrupt] you utter, utter ba[more static]useless fu[signal lost]"