THENEWJOEMAMA

Banned because banning mud is banning half of Mudkipz, and I can't have that.

Banned for not being stuck inside a portal.

A person who is asking me to click it. I don't want to tho.

Banned for lack of dancing Mudkipz.

9001/1337 p0n13z

6/10 Cool quote, but not cool enough.

Banned because I've finally returned from vacation.

Banned because I'm on vacation right now

I assume that thing is magic. I have no clue what that actually IS, though.

Banned for stealing the golden Kerbal. That was mine, darnit!

Granted. You are now in space, without a spacesuit, in the center of the giant mass of comets. You don't live very long... I wish for Tristam (yes, with an M) to release a new song.

Granted. You now contain all the electrons. This is a bad thing. I wish I could explain my corruption properly.

Granted. They don't last very long because they have no income, kinda like Reddit will. I wish Reddit was no longer in the red.

Banned because I'm eating fried chicken right now. Merica.

Banned for failure to use proper font size when making your profile pic.

Granted. You are inside it, and the fire is very hot. I wish for Ice Cube ice cubes.

Granted. The waffles are blue. Huehuehue. #SoPunny2014lel I wish I didn't make that hashtag.

Banned for being stuck in Equestria. I'm stuck in the portal between Hoenn and Equestria.

Their little ship goes the way of Challenger.

Granted. However, they cost $149.99 to use. Each time. I wish for Watchdogs to actually be a good game.

Banned because Mudkipz are on page 900!

Banned for being an impostor! I am the true Mudkip!

Granted. You get a large collection of those annoying plant things called fox tails. They are delivered straight to your eyeballs. I wish for GavinoFree.

Banned for not accepting our Lorde and Saivya Boy.

Money money money!