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Everything posted by mikeman7918

  1. I know that this thread is a bit dread at this point, but I had a dream last night that I couldn't not share on this forum. In the dream, there was a rocket that was about to launch and for some reason I thought it was a good idea to sneak up close to it (which I don't regret). I replicated the rocket in Space Agency (a cool IOS game), it looked something like this: The rocket's mission was to launch a rather prestigious mission to put up an interplanetary communication satellite, and it was evidently a manned mission. When I got close to the launchpad, I saw a strange woo
  2. "Are you telling me that it was not a seismology experiment?" I send a manned mission to Gilly.
  3. You know your a nerd when you regularly wake up in the morning and think something like this: "Here I am as this particular person in this particular scenario at this particular time out of the infinity of possibilities and I have no idea why. I am just percieving a bunch of stuff and remembering a bunch of stuff that I can't confirm to be real, I don't even know what consciousness is. I don't even know why anything should exist at all. I literally know nothing."
  4. You can't get back into space because of the thick atmosphere and high gravity. I launch a probe to explore the underground ocean of Europa.
  5. You know you are a nerd when you stalk space probes online.
  6. You mis-spelled "refinery" and the engineers packed a "reminery" which is aperently an actual thing. I send a space plane full of crew, trash, garbage, junk, refuse, and science back from the space station.
  7. You know you're a geek when you can't go an hour without making a science fiction reference.
  8. This is a lot like the you know you're a nerd when: thread, except it's about being a geek. I'll start: You know you're a geek when you wish you could change Siri's voice to sound like Hal.
  9. I work at the power plant, and the acid and plastic explosives are for as hence demonstration I am doing for some students. You are pulled over near a government building with a sword, a ninja suit, and a few smoke bombs.
  10. Did you know that most "moons" and some "planets" were thought to be smudges on the telescope when they were first discovered? That's because they were. The other "planets" don't exist.
  11. Does our insurance cover bailout fees for insurance fraud? You accidentally hit the space bar while in orbit, jettisoning your service module.
  12. You know you are a nerd when you are playing a sport in your Physical Education (PE) class and you start to wonder how your knowlage of physics could give you an edge, and when you realize that calculating the ball's trajectory is just simple classical mechanics that is basically common sense you think "what kind of witchcraft is this?". This actually happened to me. Quantum uncertainty, special relativity, the gravity gradient, Earth's curvature, tidal forces, and spacial expansion are all negligible. Physics is not supposed to be this easy!!!
  13. You forgot to align the center of thrust with the center of mass of the irregular bases. I launch a manned mission to Duna.
  14. In space, no one can hear you fart. The rocket exploded because of _____.
  15. "Oh crap, I new I forgot something. I didn't plan what to say."
  16. If you are not monotizing with adds then there are very few restrictions, you really only have to worry about copyright law if you are making money with that video. I believe that YouTube's terms of service are the same internationally, but you better read the terms of service it gives you just in case. If yoiu want to monotize the KSP videos then there are some rules you have to follow which I am a bit unclear on.
  17. You know you are a nerd when you have a custom bumper sticker on your car that says "My other car is a Delta-Glider". If you don't know, the Delta-Glider is the most iconic ship in Orbiter space flight simulator, which I highly recommend to any KSP player especially considering that it's free.
  18. We were not informed that the universe is virtual. Your Mun lander plows into the Mun at 2 kilometers per second.
  19. You know you are a nerd when you are trying to lucid dream largely because you want to fly every space ship real and otherwise.
  20. World of Lucid Dreaming is a great resource for this kind of thing that I use a lot, but it's most definitely not the only one. There is a ton of information about this kind of stuff on the internet including at least 4 dedicated forums. When you wake up, your mind naturally starts resuming where you left off (if you were thinking about cats when you were going to sleep then you will be thinking about cats when you wake up) and often remembering dreams can be like walking into a room and forgetting why you came in. Even though a dream may have only ended seconds ago, it may take a bi
  21. The probelem isn't likely that you don't dream, there is a condition that causes people not to dream but it's incredibly rare. What's likely happening is somply a lack of dream recolection, when you wake up from a dream the memory of it is erased over the course of a few minutes unless you utilize that time to recall the memory of your dream and take mental (or paper) notes. When working on lucid dreaming one of the first steps is to increase your dream awareness and recollection, one of the easiest ways to do this is by keeping a drem journal to write down everything you remember about your
  22. You know you are a nerd when you laughed at that. You know you are a nerd when you try to derive equations yourself sometimes before looking them up... And succeed sometimes! You know you are a nerd when you are 18 and yet still consider being an astronaut a legitemate career posibility because you plan to becoming the ideal canidate no matter what the cost. You know you are a nerd when your browser bookmarks include the astronomy picture of the day, the ISS live feed, and a site showing the hourly DSCOVR photos.
  23. I'm here, I just havn't dropped by in a few days. A few nights ago I actually came incredibly close to having a stable lucid dream. I became lucid and remembered to stabilize it, so I held my hands in front of my face and tried to study them but my vission was slowly fading and after a few seconds all I could see was blackness. After that I tried to touch once hand with the other and to my supprise they passed through each other, so I just passed my hands through each other over and over until the dream fully faded and I found myself lying in my bed. I say it was very close because
  24. "Hey guys, is the lander supposed to be on fire?" "Wasn't there supposed to be an accent vehicle somewhere around here?" "Ha! Joke's on you NASA, this is totally a soundstage, it doesn't even have the fight gravity... ... Wait... ... Oh, never mind."
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