mikeman7918

Banned for banning someone who banned someone who banned someone who banned someone... (repeat 14771 times) ...who banned the person who started this thread.

Jeb once died but he's alright now.

Banned for being inside Russel's teapot.

Banned for suggesting that space probes have rights.

Banned because your forum signature makes no sense.

Play KSP and don't learn something about orbital mechanics.

Unfortunately the multiverse is currently unproven.

I flip the hill upside down and inhabit the half that used to be the bottom. My hill.

Banned for somehow getting internet while floating on a highly eccentric orbit somewhere between Jool and Eeloo.

Someone installed pong on the flight computer instead of the navigation software. There is not enough snacks for your voyage to Duna.

Do you mean an"unladen swallow"? Because if not then that's another type of swallow to take into account making the question even harder. Why is my rocket not going to space?

Jen is offended that mech-jeb is named after him because no AI can live up to his standards.

I tell Chuck Norris that you insulted his mom. My hill.

But I found my own hill, it was never yours to begin with. Still my hill.

Your image is broken.

Those are useless without electricity.

I find my own hill and hire Chuck Norris to defend it.

Banned for doing challenges.

None if you have the right initial velocity. How do I get into space?

I nuke it from orbit and then I launch a series of defense satellites to defend the hill. My hill.

Jeb was told he could bring one personal item. Your launch vehicle runs out of fuel just 100 meters per second short of making it into orbit.

There is a new train being built:

Let me refer you to the fact that you are asking that question. How do I get into orbit?

Banned for having quotes in your signature.

When Jeb flies in a rocket, the rocket doesn't dare not work properly.