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The apoapsis is negative on the contract, and the orbit isn't rendering at all (save for a few misplaced icons).
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Granted, but nobody knows who he is anymore. I wish to know why this wish was corrupted.
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Granted. You turn into a dinosaur and are captured. I wish to turn into a cat, so as to kill birds.
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Granted, however all glass particles are now half-full, thus making glass completely opaque. I wish for a brick made out of the suits that kerbals wear.
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Granted, however, there are infinite piranhas. You try to escape, but they're hiding in your closet and under your bed too. I wish for a happy war.
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Granted, but by removing the corruption you summon the moon lord. I wish for 5 thousand grains of sand on all of my pictures.
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Um, okay, I'll just go back inside my lamp.. I wish for a doom fish skeleton.
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Granted, however you fall into a black hole. The ship keeps you alive the whole time, letting you suffer from spaghettification. I wish for a lag car.
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Granted. The human race has so much information that it requires more electricity. A solar flare causes the earth to explode too. I wish for raisins to stop existing, but still keep dried cranberries.
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Granted. It launches out of the atmosphere after going right through your computer. I wish for the future to exist in 4 dimensions.
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Granted, however you are out of supermoney and have to work at the supermuseum at superminimum-wage. All of your superwages are spent on a superapartment and superfood, so you cannot ever afford to fire your death ray. I wish for a weapon that only results in good consequences when used.
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Granted, however, the extra weight of your house causes Florida to sink. I wish for the world to be the space between the mattress and the blanket.
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Granted, but it's made of living jellyfish cells that poison you. I wish for a gravity transformer - more current on one side, less voltage.
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Granted. All of them are you from the future, and you get turned into one of them. You can only grant other people's wishes now. I wish for space to be blue.
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Granted. The wish is for it, a horrifyingly generic monster that has a job in information technology. I wish for real-life collision mechanics to be terrible, like in video games.