DovaJeb

http://ihasabucket.com This is art.

American Sniper and the Mad Max reboot.

False. Or true. You'll never know. The user below me loves Dr. Pepper.

"Let's see. We'll put the McDonalds there, the Starbucks over there..."

51,890,665,455.476479408x5.51=285,917,566,659.67540154 I genuinely have no idea.

Granted. It corrupts your computer. I wish for some Chex Mix.

Granted. You accidentally tell it to kill your loved ones. I wish for a TARDIS

Granted, however, since you are using the cheap, terrible Albuquerque drive in lieu of the Alcubierre drive, the ship explodes from faulty engineering. I wish for bow ties. All of the bow ties.

I happen to be fire retardant. I turn the next poster into a potato.

Granted. The infinite boosters fly wild and kill your grandmother, and if she's already dead, kill her again. I wish for a space program.

Granted, but you accidentally kill a mafia leaders family with it, and the mafia comes and rips your spine out. I wish for a solid-gold jet pack.

Granted, in the hour you skipped, you won a trillion dollars, but since you didn't pick up the phone, it was given to someone else. I wish for a miniature Saturn V replica.

Granted, he now makes you wrestle bears. I wish for Ceres to be mine.

Granted. They all wish for your painful death. I wish for actual gaming skills.

I am a dual Water-Rock type, so it's only 1/4 as effective as normal. I throw a man-eating lobster at the next poster.

The black hole turns out to be a strange dimension where time is a dimensional object. The next poster is mauled by 30 goats.

Granted. It is mildly warm for Antarctica, which means it is still freakin freezing. I wish for fezzes.

Granted. It begins trying to kill you and members of your family, including your bipedal, talking dog. I wish for a woman with a large clutch of eggs.

Granted. Everyone is now also allergic to dairy products. I wish for a pet Adipose.

Granted. People start building war machines in real life, and kill eachother with them. I wish for a pet Sharktopus

Granted, you get so filled with water you explode. Your welcome. I wish for some Bagel Bites.

DayZ is perfect just the way it is.

Granted. It is propelled by a fission reactor that, when you crash, spills everywhere and kills everyone. I wish for more cowbell. Edit: Ninja'd....

Granted. However, these parts take up so much memory that your game crashes immediately when trying to load it. I wish for my procrastination to end.