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GRAND THEFT ROBOT The naked truth about Jebediahs early years in the KSC, and how he became a serious kerbonaut Thanks to sirkuts amazing mod, he made this happen! Some years ago, Jeb and Bill took a ride with a ridicilous engineered kart, and as so often Bills only comment on this beautyfull summerday was simply: "Watch out Jeb, this scrappy rustpile ain`t got brakes!!!" Jeb and Bill came soon closer to an unidentified object, Bill spyed it from far away... "What is diss?" "...?... Me no engineer..." Jeb and Bill became courious about the funny thing laying around aside the SPH... Bill was surprised as he saw Jebediah allready taking seat at the frontend of this mysterious mechanism, all good things are two and so he took company with Jeb and boarded aswell the weird thing... Both had no idea what they where about to do, but a truthfull Kerbal has the duty to explore all the things beneath the sky, no matter how dangerous and stupid it is... or should they better try to make their first orbit around Kerbin? Jebediah found the key to the machine under the drivers seat, and he began pulling and pushing all the joysticks and switches in front of him... Bill said nothing, except: "Halleluja!" "Errrm Jeb... you know what you`re about to do sure?" "What?... What do you mean with i know about doing things like that...? Even i don`t have the slightest idea what i`m doing all the time around these funny buildings here, what the sunovakraken am i doing here???... Bill!!!" Jebediah and Bill where allready trapped in front of this humongous nicely-welded monstrosity, Bill grabbed his last snack out of his helmet and asked Jeb for sharing it with him during their last trip to the abysses of the mighty kraken... "No thanks Bill, i`m busy at the moment, but thanks..." "...ahhh.... Bill... it`s a bot... I just found the forward switch... looks like we need more juice, can you manage the powersource? There are some fuelcells slapped on it, LFO is in, this is an expensive method of moving stuff around... Take a look at the powerconsumption, this thing just sucks out the batteries!!!" It continues further below!