King of the Hill

[Tery215]

I drop a pile of flags on the hilltop radiation shelter.

My hill.

[Sesni]

I take the hilltop radiation shelter.

My hilltop radiation shelter and Tery215's hill.

[_Augustus_]

I build a base on a hill on a large asteroid in the rings of Sentar, and destroy your pathetic radiation shelter and hill with the powers of nukes and Kirrim.

My hill.

[Tery215]

Sentar is too far out to receive sunlight, and thus electricity. Your life support systems fail.

I plant my flag on the radiation shelter.

My hill.

[Sesni]

I push you off of the radiation shelter. I proceed to plant my flag again.

My radiation shelter and Tery215's hill.

[_Augustus_]

I crash an asteroid into the radiation shelter, and build a base on Verviedi, an abandoned moon of the ringed gas giant Verion, which is in the habitable zone of the orange dwarf Stella. Verviedi has a thin atmosphere that absorbs large amounts of kinetic energy, thus preventing all weapons from being used.

My base.

Edited December 30, 2014 by _Augustus_

[Tery215]

You probably made a typo when you said "thin atmosphere that absorbs large amounts of kinetic energy".

I ignite the fuel tank in the base. Nobody can stop me from doing so because of the thin atmosphere.

My charred mass of a base.

[Tobbzzzz]

I recycle the charred base into a new hill and build a small hut on it.

My hill with a small hut.

[_Augustus_]

I move to another planet in the system, Fierbinte. It is very close to Stella and the day side has become a molten waxy susbstance. I build my new base on the day side, and the base is covered in ablative and radiation shielding. The day side is so hot that landing here is next to impossible. The base also has plasma cannons surrounding it.

My impenetrable inaccessible base.

[Tery215]

I trigger your plasma cannons with lots of tiny little paper planes. The base melts on the inside due to overheating from firing plasma cannons, connected to the living areas by extremely conductive copper wiring (who could guess?).

I build a space station orbiting fierbinte. The station has radiators and laser weapons.

My hill.

[_Augustus_]

I launch interplanetary missiles at your space station and make a base on Fantoma, another moon of Verion. Fantoma has deserts with caves extending near it's center, and I made a base in one of those. There are so many caves on Fantoma that you'll never find me.

My cave.

Edited December 30, 2014 by _Augustus_

[Tery215]

I deorbit fantoma.

My chaotic gas giant.

[_Augustus_]

Fantoma is the size of Tylo. You can't deorbit it.

I fire missiles at all of Tery's outposts.

[Tery215]

I track your missiles. All of them are coming out of the cave that you are in.

I launch missiles back. And use fuel (doge) to avoid the missiles.

My planetary conquest.

[_Augustus_]

Since I created it, I hurl Verion straight at you.

You're dead.

My Verion.

[Sesni]

I plant my flag on Verion.

My Verion.

[_Augustus_]

Verion's a gas giant. No flagplanting here.

I shoot you in the face with a warp ship.

Still my Verion.

[Tery215]

I launch an asteroid made of compressed flags into your planet controlling set.

My planet controlling set.

[Kinglet]

I build a tiny spaceship. I name it goldcrest.

My tiny spaceship.

[_Augustus_]

I use my awesome planet-building and time-bending powers to undo everything, removing everything after post 1, page 1.

I take the hill by force and launch nukes at everyone.

My nuclear hill fortress.

[Tery215]

I scale the universe down. The hill is now one atom.

My atom.

[Kinglet]

I bombard it with subatomic particles until it breaks down. My falling apart subatomic particle cloud.

[_Augustus_]

I reset back to the last reset. I deprive Tery of his idiotic, pointless powers, and edit the timestream so he never tries to get them.

My hill, again.

[Tery215]

I lead a fleet of pirate armoured vehicles to the hill and take it with pirate diplomacy.

My hill, yarr.

[_Augustus_]

I capture Tery, wreck his fleet, shave his head, and brand him with a branding iron before taking him prisoner on my new and improved hill. Upon threat detection it will launch into LKO and activate a cloaking device.

My awesome hill.