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King of the Hill


Gojira

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I make you lithobrake into the Magic BoulderTM, causing your face to combust into MOAR BOOSTERS. I turn the boosters into MOAR MISSLES. Grabbing a gas mask, I now sit at the center of the hill, in the centre of the MBoulder, guarded by Jeb and Booster Missles. Did I meantion they were black hole augmented?

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I bang you head repeatedly with a well polished shoe made in Soviet Russia. (the shoe may or may not belong to Khrushchev) You die under the supreme might of the Politburo. I claim the hill for interstellar communism. my (and the soviets') hill (and shoe)

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