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I yell, "Screw all these other people, I say! I'm making my own hill Today!" Then Kraken travelled to the arctic, using several dam -busting nuclear missiles arranged in formation to push up soil and ice to make a new hill. "I have created my very own hill!", he said. "Now as a guard I hire my friend bill! He has a watchtower in a little machine gun armed mill!"

My slightly irradiated, guarded by bill, hill.

Ya gotta admit, that was pretty clever.

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12 hours ago, dundun93 said:

I take Death Star and takeover the entire universe!

No. I send Bill in an X- Wing, using hyper- unrealistic physics to drop a small missile into a two meter across port, destroying the death star. My Machine Gun Bill Hill.

ERMAGHERSH AUTOCORRECT...

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8 hours ago, 53miner53 said:

SSTOVTOLspacefighters that rely on realistic physics. 

@TheKSPBeginner

Due to realistic physics, your fighters, being cylindrical nuke-armed, wingless rockets, try to attack my Hill, but instead go into orbit. I take the hill without resistance, and station large fast firing howitzers and bofors 40mm AA cannons around the space center hill, then proceed to buy a bunch of F/A- 18/E's to protect it. My Hill.

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15 hours ago, TheMadKraken2297 said:

Due to realistic physics, your fighters, being cylindrical nuke-armed, wingless rockets, try to attack my Hill, but instead go into orbit. I take the hill without resistance, and station large fast firing howitzers and bofors 40mm AA cannons around the space center hill, then proceed to buy a bunch of F/A- 18/E's to protect it. My Hill.

My fighters come back and nuke your hill and everything on it. 

My massively irradiated hill. 

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Fighters? You forgot my defense hornets, which countered your fighters while you were still ~600 miles away. Mine. Still. (Sense space fighters weren't designed for re entry, trying to re enter with one is akin to throwing a car from orbit. It's a metal box with fragile radiators. It would have been damaged on launch and on re entry. You should've built em in orbit.)

I upgrade my Hill. I now have those quad stacked AA cannons you sell in WWII movies, shooting down BF-109s. And my hornets are now utahraptors.

And anti- ICBM's. :)

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