TheKSPBeginner Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 Explosions, my hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 Blast doors, I keep my fortified bunker hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKSPBeginner Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 Reset, @Gojira's hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piatzin Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 Time machine. @TheMadKraken2297's fortified hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 (edited) Using my Orbital Kinetic Bombardment Space Station(no kerbalization needed, kinetic is with a K!) I completely decimate the area around my own hill, to make passing through the 1000~ kilometre circle around my Hill excruciatingly hard. No one's been able to get my Hill yet, since I built it! I also buy a fleet of T-14 Armata tanks to defend my base alongside the F/A-18/E's. Tee hee! Edit: I realized that @Xorth Tanovar has cut my internet lines. I sent out an APC based on the T-14 chassis and have a group of cable guys restore my internet. Hehehehehe. Edited March 19, 2018 by TheMadKraken2297 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKSPBeginner Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 Reset, @Gojira's hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 (edited) Reset, eh? Ok. I import my previous wasteland hill with tanks and super hornets into the new world file. @Gojira has his hill but I still have mine. I buy a few hundred Heckler and Koch G3 Rifles to arm my mini militia. I have a TAC-50- Armed sniper shoot the reset button. No more resets. Edited March 20, 2018 by TheMadKraken2297 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 I revive the thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 The revived frankenstein thread rebels against its reviver. A psychozombie thread's hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 I take shelter in my bunker hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboslacker Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 I trade you a knife to the back for your bunker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 Why would I agree to that trade? I have a medic UBAHCHAAAAARGR me. I'm back. I slap you and regain my bunker. I fortify my bunker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 (edited) (Sits in the bushes near the hill, waits for winter, looks for the traces on snow and clouds of hot air from pipes, puts them on a map). Edited March 24, 2018 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 I buy another orbital Bombardment satellite. I buy thermal imaging cameras and white camoflage bets to lay over the grey bunker parts of the hill. I put refridgeration units on each pipe, which cools the air before letting it out and venting the warm air back in. I buy a nuclear reactor and a life-timr worth of uranium fuel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboslacker Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 I get a job as an ambassador for the diplomatic immunity. With my newfound legal exemption, I steal enough fissile material to construct an improvised nuclear warhead. Then, I give you the warhead as a present. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 (Walks between the bushes lighting fires to make a false IR picture of the hill to make the orbital Bombardment satellite hit its owner's bunker. Puts clothes moisted with machine oil into the bunker air pipes. Opens another pack of potassium iodine candies. Writes with a shot mutant's blood "last words" about that embassy involvement in radioactive black market. Opens a box of popcorn, waits.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 An ISD destroys the satellite. I destroy the hill with a tritium-deuterium fusion bomb. No hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YNM Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 I stood on a digger. Digger Hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 (edited) I copy-pasta my Hill in a foreign nation, and which if you try to destroy I can sue you for property damage. Given it's technically a military base I also have government backed support. The government was happy for your bomb, @roboslacker I microwave some waffles. Edited March 25, 2018 by TheMadKraken2297 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboslacker Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 7 hours ago, TheMadKraken2297 said: I microwave some waffles. You fool! The waffles were poisoned! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 (edited) (He didn't say that he ate them.) Edited March 25, 2018 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CVerts Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 As you copy pasta-ed your hill without permission in a foreign nation, you angered said foreign nation. Chaos breaks out between the two governments over the hills. Amidst the chaos I seize control over the two bases with a fine team. My two hills, two military bases to tool around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 I go to the Mün. I build a dug-out into a huge crater and build a new bunker. I set up sev'ral times the defenses that my old bunker had. I also start venting air onto the moon, and using frozen ice deposits I make and recycle water, which I can turn into fuel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Astronomers discovered frozen ice deposits on the Moon. Lunar Race 2.0 begins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 8 minutes ago, kerbiloid said: Astronomers discovered frozen ice deposits on the Moon. Lunar Race 2.0 begins. But I already harvested it. Lunar War 1.0 begins. I put re-freezers outside my base. The re-freeze the excess heat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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