King of the Hill

[Dirkidirk]

"I cannot see where the villagers are coming from"

                                    - bill the ion powered reconnaissance drone 

 

If you even touch bill I swear.

Spoiler

I send a radio message to your village

Quote

do not touch the plane

 

 

Edited April 5, 2020 by Dirkidirk

[RoninFrog]

43 minutes ago, Dirkidirk said:

I send a radio message to your village

Problem: The only person in Crumble Crater Village with a radio is Bob, and no one understands him since he speaks in bash script.  So I build Bill a mud hut out of dust piles of his smaller, dead cousins.  Bob and Bill quickly become friends.

I didn't touch Bill while building the hut, so we're good.

Edited April 5, 2020 by RoninFrog

[Dirkidirk]

54 minutes ago, RoninFrog said:

 I build Bill a mud hut out of dust piles of his smaller, dead cousins.

I am assuming that he:

(essentially what bill looks like, but more advanced.)

enters the hut by just crashing in there, then bob gives him a push and he's off.

Spoiler

"bill, what are you doing in there? you're supposed to be spying on them, not making friends with them" 

Spoiler

1 hour ago, RoninFrog said:

I didn't touch Bill while building the hut, so we're good.

yes we are, for now. *menacing music*

the no touching bill part was just a speech of figure or something like that, touching him is fine

 

[HansonKerman]

crumble crater begins crumbling

[kerbiloid]

Now it's Kerbal Krumble Krater on Kerbin.

[HansonKerman]

And Bill is stranded1

2 minutes ago, HansonKerman said:

And Bill is stranded1

 

2 minutes ago, HansonKerman said:

And Bill is stranded1

 

 

2 minutes ago, HansonKerman said:

And Bill is stranded1

 

Yes

 

Sen hal

[KerballingSmasher]

Nani? My hill now.

[HansonKerman]

our army of nanobots and Bob quickly destroy you. KRUMBLE KRATER RETAKEN

[Dat Kerbal Dude]

I launched a N1 rocket with a EMP missile from Baikonur Cosmodrome, all your nanobots are eutanized and dead.

now this hill belongs to me.

MWAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAHAHAH MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

[kerbiloid]

This hill - possibly. But the thread hill - no.

[DunaManiac]

Destroyed with the obscure-remark-destroyer-inator.

Now time to set up the Duna Maniac's Cobalt Republic of the hill!

Spoiler

Eh?

 

Edited October 5, 2020 by DunaManiac

[kerbiloid]

The cobolds of the Cobold Republic drive Maniac to Duna.

[probe137]

I Make a hill in space

My space hill

[Dat Kerbal Dude]

I launched a Titan V rocket with a Tsar Bomba as it's payload,so i can destroy your hill.

I made my own Hill made out of the debris.

[GuessingEveryDay]

I use @Kane Kerman's hill as a landing pad for my rocket.

It is my landing pad.

[kerbiloid]

The bomb made a sphere. Hill Sphere.

[Dat Kerbal Dude]

Using Kittopia tech i reshaped your Hill Sphere into a Cube Planet.

and then i destroyed it to make my own hill of dirt.

MWAAHHHAHAAAH HAHAHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHA

[GuessingEveryDay]

I use the hill of dirt to bury you, @Kane Kerman.

This is my new graveyard.

[Dat Kerbal Dude]

I used my laser to make my way to fresh vacuum, and then i destroyed your graveyard.

my Ural mountains aka Hills

[probe137]

I make a bomb-proof space hill

My bomb-proof space hill

[Dat Kerbal Dude]

I called godzilla for some help.

and then your hill became mine after some [Data Expunged]

my hill now

 

[probe137]

I make 10 million hills, each 10 million lightyears apart so people will (hopefully) stop fighting over hills. (Seriously they're just hills)

[kerbiloid]

The people are here, 10 mln ly far from the closest hill.

Edited October 6, 2020 by kerbiloid

[Dat Kerbal Dude]

i somehow took @kerbiloid's hill.

and then i recovered my hill.it so i can get full control of it.

now that i've learned more powers:

Edited October 6, 2020 by Kane Kerman

[probe137]

I jump into the supermassive black hole in the centre of the galaxy because I can't live with people who fight over hills