King of the Hill

[Hyperspace Industries]

I destroy every hill on earth, and build a new hill on mars, before filling the earth’s atmosphere with decaying plutonium 238 (well, the kind in rtgs) dust, rendering it a tropical radioactive wasteland. I establish a government on mars with the express purpose of keeping mars’s natural beauty (It’s much prettier than earth, which is a high gravity, thick atmosphere, life-form filled wasteland) by preventing terraforming, other than giving it a thicker, oxygenated atmosphere. I build a hill within our largest military complex. 
 

My red Martian hill! 
(Yes, I really hate Earth, but just because I was born here, doesn’t mean it isn’t the worst planet (It is my least favorite planet.))

Edited August 19, 2021 by Hyperspace Industries
Mars is superior to earth!

[Maria Sirona]

AllenLi's profile pic only includes some of Siberia, eastern Asia, and Oceania.

I build a brand new hill in Finland.

My finnish hill.

[kerbiloid]

(oops, mega-ninjad) My-my Tea Hill

Captain Phasma sends Finn away,

Phasma Hill.

Edited August 19, 2021 by kerbiloid

[Maria Sirona]

I replace the h with l so Phasma becomes Plasma and he can't do anything to me. 

I plant the flag of the Democratic Workers' Republic of Vyvelgaria (COMMUNISM!) on the hill.

 

Vyvelgaria's hill.

[peridoot]

someone touched my hill

fine i build a new one

pls no touchie

[Kapitalizing Every Word]

I don't touch the hill:
Dinamite does

I build a new hill
My hill 

[kerbiloid]

Time passed.

Mummy hill.

[Maria Sirona]

Nobody replied to my latest reply in this threasd before this 

 

[kerbiloid]

1 hour ago, Maria Sirona said:

Vyvelgaria's hill.

Weevils come and it's now Weevil Vinegar Hill.

[Fraston]

5 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

Weevils come and it's now Weevil Vinegar Hill.

A captain must always choose the lesser of 2 weevils for his crew.

 

 

I colonize the lesser Weevil Vinegar hill.

[Souptime]

the weevils eat you, as these ones are carnivores

i then cover the hill in soup, drowning the weevils

my hill now

[Maria Sirona]

I throw some fire at the hill using a flamethrower, vaporising everything on it.

 

 

My burnt hill

[Dirkidirk]

an N-1 crashes into the hill 51 seconds after launch, vaporizing the surface.

my slightly flattened hill.

[Space Kerbalisation Tech]

Elon kerman decided to build starbase 2 here, and launched the starship sn9 next to your hill

it exploded on landing, further vaporising the hill

 my very flattened hill

 

[kerbiloid]

The wind starts blowing.

The very inflattened hill.

[Dirkidirk]

the wind becomes a tornado, and drops a MSC Oscar Cargo Container Ship on the hill.

my junk hill.

[peridoot]

stop touching my hill  let me have my own hill 

*makes new hill*

NOW DONT TOUCH OR MY NEXT HILL IS CURSED

[DunaManiac]

I annihilate your new hill with a gigantic Mass Driver from orbit, blasting it to atoms.

(Strictly speaking, I didn't touch it...)

Then, I simply invert Earth's heightmap terrain, moutains become oceans, oceans become mountains, and the crater is now a hill.

My inverted crater hill.

[OrdinaryKerman]

I use some tunnel boring machines to drill into the side of your crater/hill/thing. After enough holes,  it then collapses.

Since most of the material is still physically there, just in the form of piles of loose rock, I compact it back together into a hill.

[ffx]

I lauch a missle and hits you and the top of the hill, destroing them
My flat top hill

Edited August 26, 2021 by ffx

[kerbiloid]

Somebody has brought a bed and put it on the flat top.

A flatbed hill.

[Space Kerbalisation Tech]

I rapidly launch nuclear missiles from my munar base towards your hill

i build a new hill with a force field around it

to further protect it, i use the mod kerbal konstructs to move the hill below the -250m kill limit on kerbol

My hill

[kerbiloid]

A hotfix is released. The Kerbal Konstructs mod is temporarily unavailable.

An Invalid Resource Name Hill.

[Lewie]

I hack the Matrix and delete your hill, and create one for myself

Matrix hill

Edited August 27, 2021 by Lewie

[Space Kerbalisation Tech]

i nuke it

i create a new floating hill in a vacuum entirely out of pure antimatter

anyone who sets foot on it would be destroyed