Gojira

King of the Hill

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I use the Mach 6’s laser saws to drive you all away and take the hill. I than set up a self destruct function to destroy the hill if I’m removed from it, die, or just feel like blowing up the hill. 

My hill. 

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Great for you. I remove the hill from existence then kill you.

I create a hill out of volcanic ash, pumice, and obsidian.

My hot hill.

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Suddenly you see a pair of midgets with hairy legs.
Then a naked ugly midget jumps from nowhere at one of them and falls out of sight.

A terrible earthquake shakes your palace...

A plain plane instead of the hill.

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That would be a volcano. It cools into a normal hill.

Your normal hill.

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I use your convex to make a gelatin. My jelly hill.

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It erupts molten jello. 

You are burnt. I terreform it back into a hill.

My jello hill

 

 

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Somebody put a piece of yeast on the jello hill.

A booze lake.

Edited by kerbiloid

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Haymitch drinks it all.

My hill.

Edited by Fraston
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The booze lake is so alcoholic that it instantly makes anyone who touches it drunk. You are too hammered to defend it, so I take it.

Ninja'd..

 

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I have an incredible metabolism.

Also, haymitch drank it all. Still my hill.

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Yes, currently it's yours.

Now try to defend it.
Let the Royal Battle Hunger Games begin!

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Nobody faught, and you needed to pay off loans so you sold the hill to the highest bidder.

i bid 8.

(you won’t know what I bid 8 of, so you cannot outbid me)

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i time revert back to before you existed and i take the hill. i move it to a big atmosphereless body the size of Eve! my hill!

 

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The hill takes the shape of hydrostatic equilibrium.

No more hill, an airless ball.

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The hill happens to be spinning fast enough to be piriform. I stand on the pointy end.

My "hill."

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The hill is put on the South Pole of Mesbin. The incredible 13G gravity crushes everyone except for me. My pancake hill.

Edited by Fraston

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Sorry, an omnipotent emperor is not a king. Try again.

The omnipotent emperor’ed hill.

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The omnipotency range is restricted by thermodynamic conditions.

The hill is outside of the omnipotency physical radius.

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I just move. I also blow you and your “reuploaded” avatar halfway across the universe.

My hill

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I challenge you to build a hill too heavy for you to lift.

Still your hill, as long as you can unparadox yourself.

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