Gojira

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Blast doors, I keep my fortified bunker hill.

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Using my Orbital Kinetic Bombardment Space Station(no kerbalization needed, kinetic is with a K!) I completely decimate the area around my own hill, to make passing through the 1000~ kilometre circle around my Hill excruciatingly hard. No one's been able to get my Hill yet, since I built it! I also buy a fleet of T-14 Armata tanks to defend my base alongside the F/A-18/E's. Tee hee!

Edit: I realized that @Xorth Tanovar has cut my internet lines. I sent out an APC based on the T-14 chassis and have a group of cable guys restore my internet. Hehehehehe.

Edited by TheMadKraken2297

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Reset, eh? Ok. I import my previous wasteland hill with tanks and super hornets into the new world file. @Gojira has his hill but I still have mine.

I buy a few hundred Heckler and Koch G3 Rifles to arm my mini militia.

I have a TAC-50- Armed sniper shoot the reset button. No more resets.

Edited by TheMadKraken2297

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The revived frankenstein thread rebels against its reviver.
A psychozombie thread's hill.

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Why would I agree to that trade? 

I have a medic UBAHCHAAAAARGR me. I'm back. I slap you and regain my bunker. 

I fortify my bunker 

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(Sits in the bushes near the hill, waits for winter, looks for the traces on snow and clouds of hot air from pipes, puts them on a map).

Edited by kerbiloid

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I buy another orbital Bombardment satellite. 

I buy thermal imaging cameras and white camoflage bets to lay over the grey bunker parts of the hill.

I put refridgeration units on each pipe, which cools the air before letting it out and venting the warm air back in.

I buy a nuclear reactor and a life-timr worth of uranium fuel.

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I get a job as an ambassador for the diplomatic immunity. With my newfound legal exemption, I steal enough fissile material to construct an improvised nuclear warhead. Then, I give you the warhead as a present.

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(Walks between the bushes lighting fires to make a false IR picture of the hill to make the orbital Bombardment satellite hit its owner's bunker.
Puts clothes moisted with machine oil into the bunker air pipes.
Opens another pack of potassium iodine candies.
Writes with a shot mutant's blood "last words" about that embassy involvement in radioactive black market.

Opens a box of popcorn, waits.)
 

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I stood on a digger.

Digger Hill.

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I copy-pasta my Hill in a foreign nation, and which if you try to destroy I can sue you for property damage.

Given it's technically a military base I also have government backed support.

The government was happy for your bomb, @roboslacker :P

I microwave some waffles.

Edited by TheMadKraken2297

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7 hours ago, TheMadKraken2297 said:

I microwave some waffles.

You fool! The waffles were poisoned!

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As you copy pasta-ed your hill without permission in a foreign nation, you angered said foreign nation.

Chaos breaks out between the two governments over the hills.

Amidst the chaos I seize control over the two bases with a fine team.

My two hills, two military bases to tool around.

 

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I go to the Mün. 

I build a dug-out into a huge crater and build a new bunker.

I set up sev'ral times the defenses that my old bunker had. 

I also start venting air onto the moon, and using frozen ice deposits I make and recycle water, which I can turn into fuel.

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8 minutes ago, kerbiloid said:

Astronomers discovered frozen ice deposits on the Moon.

Lunar Race 2.0 begins.

But I already harvested it. 

Lunar War 1.0 begins. 

I put re-freezers outside my base. The re-freeze the excess heat.

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