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I move a pawn. Due to the instability if chessboards, your hill collapses.

I sell my moon hill to tourists and move back to earth, homeless and hill-less.

Given that the entire world is on fire, irradiated, poisoned, and half of it is engulfed in atomic craters, I'm surprised to see tourists. 

I buy a shovel and dig a very small crater to start myself off.

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I reclaim the hill with my surprise that the thread is still going. After six freaking years. How the hell have you people kept this up for so long?! For goodness sake, it predates the forum games rules!

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I may not know the answer, but we enjoyed it! Thanks a lot!!

After the destrustion of the Excalibur, me and my fine team are dismissed. We traveled and come across a hill. I strike an alliance with Gojira of the hill and set up heavy defenses.

Gojira and my hill. (With my fine team of course).

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I strike a deal to kerbiloid, he gets residence in my bunker and I get sweet, precious funds. 

I buy an F-22 refitted to become a ground attack aircraft.

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Added dialect- acceptable- only garammar. Y'all.
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4 minutes ago, roboslacker said:

You Fool! I was the salesman! That F-22 is just an empty shell of a plane, it's been completely lobotomized.

In the meantime, I send my fleet of real planes to attack the hill.

But we're in the same hill... Er... Bunker. Or are you attacking a different hill? I put some stuff in the F-22. It is now a K-22. Because it is one of my crappy replicas, it fails to take off. I proceed to live in the raptor. I paint a Nirvana smiley face on each rocket.

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