Gojira

King of the Hill

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I hire 1,000,000,000 minions with excavators to turn them into hills again. 

All the hills in the universe are now mine.

all my hills and migori hill.

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*ASMR space war for all the hills*

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On 5/31/2018 at 3:01 PM, Fraston said:

I hire 1,000,000,000 minions with excavators to turn them into hills again. 

All the hills in the universe are now mine.

all my hills and migori hill.

I delete your .cfg from the Universe’s file.

My hills.

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Mwauhhahaha! It turns out it installed protogent!

I forcefully claim back most of the hills and migori hill.

Lots of hills and migori hill.

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The Hill Empire's colony fleets return to the motherhill to re-establish the Hill Empire.

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No, they carry minmus mint ice cream, as it was a space fleet sent to colonize extra-terrestrial hills.

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All of my hills sprout large laser cannons. 

these prevent frontal assault.

My protected hills and migori hill.

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I delete the universe and make a new one, then I make a new hill in the new universe.

My interuniversal hill.

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The universe still has protogent. There are now two universes. Due to an error, I am now a god. I bridge the gap between them and make more hills with my god powers.

My godly hills.

Edited by Fraston

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I turn Hill Graphics Quality down to 1%.

While you attempt to find your hill against the Minecraft-like graphics, I make a new one.

My hill.

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I was killed in the annihilation of the universes, but reborn in the new existence. I raid your hill and restore the graphics quality. 

My high-definition hill.

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As after your rebirth you are just a bodiless emulation, the hill antivirus discards your changes.

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My soul obtains an extreme nihilistic point of view, it causes @kerbiloid to have such a powerful paradigm shift that their brain gets fried. 

My nihilistic hill and dead @kerbiloid.

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Unfortunately for you, kerbiloid has a scheduled restore. If he doesn't respond for 15 minutes, a service automatically restores him from backup.

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My soul Implants suggestions into the heads of foundry workers, after a fitting body for my soul is fabricated, i brainwash them and take the host.

My appearance scares everyone so much that I walk into the hill without opposition.

My hill.

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You have successfully walked into hill.

After extinguishing fire and filling the pit with clean sand, they get a noone's hill.

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*akward silence*

 My soul breaks the silence by summoning a god and taking their powers. 

I am a god yet again. It is the least of my powers to claim the hill and everything on it.

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I use a Vulcan Death Grip on you. While you are incapacitated, I take the hill.

My hill.

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When I wake up 5 seconds after you take the hill, I summon a portal into hell and suck you into it.

My hill.

 

Edited by Fraston

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You can't close the portal.

Oops.

Empty hill with hell portal.

Edited by kerbiloid

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Or can I? You are trapped in hell and can’t get out.

My hill.

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