Gojira

King of the Hill

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The hill collapses as it is weak from several breaches of the laws of physics and the fabric of reality. I make a new hill.

My hill.

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Invalid gravitational constant. The hill will be restarted.

Edited by kerbiloid

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I make a new hill my god powers. It is made of the same material my body is made of.

my godly invincible hill.

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Biohill gets ill.

A standard calcium carbonate and phosphate hill

Edited by kerbiloid

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I turn the biohill into potassium perchlorate and ignite it.

you are blinded by the massive flash powder explosion.

your burning crater.

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I Destroy the hill, leaving a crater, fill it in with Some sort of hard material with you inside, and then build a graphene (indestructible. period.) bunker on it. My hill and bunker. also build fallout shelter.

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I phase through the hill and drop some nukes on it. 

Your crater with irradiated bunker.

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Due to a spelling error on kerbiloid’s part, that previous post never happened.

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And as kerbiloid wasn't casting a spell, that was not a spelling error, but just an illiteracy.
So, Fraston is still sticked inside the filled crater... hill... whatever.

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With my god powers, I levitate the hill( as well as the entire tectonic plate it’s attached to )up off of me and send it into LKO. In the low gravity, the hill falls apart and I am free. I also increase the gravity and send a broken tectonic plate as well as the crumbled hill streaking through the atmosphere onto @The Minmus Derp and @kerbiloid.

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Des Por Ylem

The Broken Tectonic Plate (tm) falls down into the huge pit and fills it.
No hill.

Edited by kerbiloid

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I use the pieces of the Broken Tectonic Plate (c) 2018 Patent Pending to make a new partly molten hill.

My hill.

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4 hours ago, The Minmus Derp said:

Technically, I was In the bunker, therefore, I am alive!!!

Please, stay right where you are. Our liquidation team will arrive soon. Thank you for your co-operation.

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I revert to launch. It takes me back to the beginning of human civilization. I manipulate the past enough to change the word hill in the english language into double bacon cheeseburger and visa versa. I go to McDonalds.

My 100% not fake hill.

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18 hours ago, The Minmus Derp said:

Tech

Technically, I was In the bunker, therefore, I am alive!!! also, you don't have god powers.

ahem? read some of the above posts.

I transmute your Graphene Bunkertm into osmium. the weight of the bunker crushes the hill.

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I take the osmium penetratirs and take the hill.

Edited by The Minmus Derp

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Drakarys

Molten hill is mine.

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