Gojira

King of the Hill

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You said it's non-existent, so it doesn't exist ANYWHERE...

And i found a hill...My Hill...

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By possessing an anywhere hill, you become an undefined anybody.

A hivemind hill.

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Zalgo possesses the hill.

My hill, because I control all cosmic entities.

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By me, you two can't withstand the power of my B-snip- Lasagna

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I annihalate the hill with APrilFoolSJokE.EXE.program.

My gruysboragshuiasgsuuO:HEifoul

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PewDiePie made "Congratulations" that become so famous, (Everyone who watched it)'s Hill...

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I disguised as your property then claimed it as My Hill...

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I send a wave of chlorine gas from above, causing all life to perish upon the hill.

'Tis my hill and I shall guard it with a gas mask.

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The gas is laughing, so the mask looks funny for you.
You forget about the hill and start shaking in unstoppable laughter.

Edited by kerbiloid

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You succumbed to overlaughing and died...

I came after the hill is clear of Laughing Gas, My Hill...

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You die after failing to realize chlorine gas is not laughing gas. Your skin erupts in blisters and your lungs melt, glazing my new mountain of torture.

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I created a chemical reaction that turns those Chlorines into Chloride Acid that killed you all...

My Hill...

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I neutralize your chemical reaction with a base.

On the hill.

My hill.

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And stuck to the hill with the neutral chemical mess.

Edited by kerbiloid

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Turns out...The Bases are not strong enough to purify the Chloride Acid, since they're just some weak bases like NH4OH, and fewer than The Acid, so you still melt on them, I sprayed some NaOH to neutralize the remaining HCl before claiming...My Hill...

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Awesome! Epic! I play Blue Eyes White Dragon, and send you, sir with no defending creatures, to the SHADOW REALM.

my hill.

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I shoot the hill with DU tracer rounds traveling at 50% the speed of light.

My Nuclear fusion hill.

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It fades to the Cosmic Background, I subscribed to The Blue Eyes White Dragon (PewDiePie) so he Brofisted me and send me back to the normal Realm, to the traces of that Nuclear Fusion...My Hill Nebula...

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