King of the Hill

[mikeman7918]

You know what, you can have your silly little tree and waterproof robotic arm. I will just build my own hill. *dumps thousands of tons of dirt and rock in a remote location*

My hill

[Designer225]

<WARNING: Your computer is vulnerable!>

<Downloading antivirus...>

ERROR ERROR ERROR ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *sudden shutdown*

I reset the server later. No one's hill.

[ax1212]

I claim the hill and smash the computer into tiny bits

My hill, and no more computer

[Starwhip]

[GLaDOS]

A fatal exception E2 has occurred at E4E2 : D7C5D5C4 in E4D 5E3(C9) + D3C5C5C5.

The current application will be terminated.

(Terminates ax1212)

* Press any key to flood the facility with deadly neurotoxins

* Press CTRL+ALT+DEL again to reinstate testing. You will lose any non-vital personnel and their progress through the current test.

Press any key to continue.

(CTRL+ALT+DEL)

I place GLaDOS in charge of the hill. GLaDOS's hill.

[ax1212]

I turn GLaDOS into a potato and eat it

then I claim the hill

#Myhill

[Designer225]

I kick all of you off the edge of the hill, and left.

No one's hill. #YOLO

[last_user]

I build a hill in a military base and pay the military to protect it.

My protected hill.

[Designer225]

You ran out of cash and the government takes over.

Government's hill.

[ax1212]

the government collapses and they give everyone 500$ and with that 500$ I fund my operation to take the hill

my hill

[TimMartland]

I sit on your hill.

My hill.

[mikeman7918]

You put on my warp drive shoes without knowing how to use them.

My hill.

[Tery215]

You take the living horse with a stack of food on it up to your hill. Trojan living horse.

My hill & pile of food.

[Sesni]

I drive up in my LAV and fill you with 25mm rounds. I then blow up a dam, flooding over the hill and sit in my LAV, floating.

My underwater hill.

[Starwhip]

I use a giant hairdryer to evaporate the water and you.

My hill.

[11JRidding]

I launch a missile at your giant hairdryer and then slice you to pieces. My hill

[Tidus Klein]

I come up and place an EMP on your back then watch the show...

MY HILL

[11JRidding]

I come out of comatose from the EMP blast (It did not actually kill me, just put me in a coma for a few in-thread hours) and proceed to jump on your back, then make an agreement that we share the hill. Our hill

[Tery215]

I suddenly morph into Kirby and dis-ingest so many rocks on you that you two die.

My giant hill made of stone.

[Starwhip]

I eat everything.

Nothing.

[OdinYggd]

An explosion such as the universe has never known happens.

From this explosion forms matter, and particle physics.

Over the course of a few billion years, a new universe forms. Among the planets formed is an earth-like planet with a nice grassy hill suspiciously similar to the last one.

A ship descends from the sky above, landing on three twiggy legs as its crew plants a flag.

The king of the hill.

[Designer225]

Time reverts even farther back when the old universe was 17 Gyr old. There's the hill...

No one's hill. (Forced to go back to the 21st century, Odin.)

[Starwhip]

I wait until you die of natural causes. Then I sneak onto the hill and plant a flag.

My hill.

[mikeman7918]

I appear in the new universe and the last thing I remember is experimenting with some alien technology that I found on the street. I use that alien technology to somehow take over the hill.

My hill and alien technology.

[Noname117]

I sneak up behind you, stab you, steal the technology, and run off. Somehow, you still live.

mikeman7918's unprotected hill.

[Designer225]

A group of Over-Mountain Men finished mikeman's misery.

The Patriots' hill.