King of the Hill

[Tery215]

I send a shpaec rockett. It delivers asphalt to the Outer Space Government, thus completely destroying it. Then I use pepper spray on you two.

My hill with automated railgun turret defense that I just now bought from the Isolated Outer Space Redneck State's Rights Illegal Weapons store.

[Sun]

I use an antimatter bomb on it. I then replace it with another copy of this gif:

[Tery215]

but... railguns... knock antimatter bomb and detonate it prematurely..

I rebuild the hill with high explosives instead of dirt.

My hill.

[Sun]

I blow up the hill because you made it out of high explosives. I then replace it with a permanent copy of this gif:

[Tery215]

I build a skyscraper on it, mistaking it for bedrock.

My immensely wealthy city.

[Sun]

I use an antimatter bomb, destroying the city. You can't rebuild. I then put a copy of this gif on a flash drive and into L.E.O.:

My GIF on a flash drive in Low Earth Orbit.

[dbmorpher]

I use the Die of Power to render all antimatter and gifs useless then go to the crater in the distant star system.

My crater in the distant star system.

Edited July 29, 2014 by dbmorpher

[Sun]

I blow up that star system. I then destroy the Die of Power, therefore restarting my GIF on a flash drive in Low Earth Orbit.

My GIF on a flash drive in Low Earth Orbit:

[Lundmunchkins]

I rendezvous with the flash drive and upload a computer destroying virus on it. I also put it on a suborbital trajectory. I then travel and land on a Moon hill.

My hill.

[Bioman222]

I sign another agreement with you.

Lundmunchkins and My hill.

[dbmorpher]

I incriminate Bioman222 and Lundmunchkins kills him as a result and runs away in shame.

My hill.

[Sun]

I dig a tunnel to the bottom of the hill. I then connect it to a magma chamber and hide.

My volcano.

[Designer225]

It erupts and buries (and burns) you alive.

No one's hill.

[Tery215]

I make a hill out of railguns, also it now targets antimatter bombs and all projectiles, plus humans.

My death horde.

[Sun]

I make a black hole out of energy and destroy your hill. I then get rid of the black hole (blame Hawking radiation) and then retrieve my indestructible, untouchable Death star and store it in another universe.

My death star with proof of another universe. And you do NOT want to destroy the most precious scientific data in existence.

[Tery215]

I point out, while you're retrieving the Death star, that you can't actually touch the Death star, and you can't retrieve it. I steal the interdimensional transportation machine and import basically every sci-fi hive mind thing to assimilate you.

The hiveCorp's universe.

[dbmorpher]

I create a worm hole under Sun's chair and suck him to another dimension and cause all the hive to follow him.

My crater

[Designer225]

ERRO- *game crash*

The game is reset again. No one's hill.

[Tery215]

I use Algodoo to demolish the entire universe, then I create a planet with a big rock on it.

My big rock.

[Sun]

I make that planet's star go supernova.

I then compile all the asteroids in the asteroid belt into one planet, finishing what gravity could never do because of Jupiter. I call the planet Astera.

My planet, Astera.

[Tery215]

The planet.. didn't have a star...

I knock you into another place (an empty room) and claim a spiky rock-hill on the planet.

My hill.

[Sun]

Really? By asteroid belt, I mean the one in OUR SOLAR SYSTEM.

My planet.

[mikeman7918]

I find a hill on Earth.

My hill in Earth.

[Pineapple Frenzy]

I rent a steamroller and flatten your hill. Then I rent a backhoe and back-fill over it.

My hill.

[Designer225]

I flatten you and your hill to a point it can't really be called a hill.

My sand dune.