Gojira

King of the Hill

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I make it apparent that Sergo Bbb is highly radioactive, using my rattle inside of a fake geiger counter. It's actually highly radioactive, but the real geiger counter was out of the budget. I then use the rest of the budget to construct radiation collection facilities to sell energy to others.

My monopolar energy plant at Sergo Bbb.

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I create an army of Soyuz-TMAs and smash them into Sergo Bbb, utterly destroying it and forming a planetoid made of loosely-connected Soyuz TMAs. A single Progress-M at the top serves as my throne.

My Soyuz-TMA planet.

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I disguise myself as a gas station worker and fill all the tanks with fuel.

Then I throw a match into the Soyuz-TMA planet.

My pile of rubble.

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I make Soyuz-7K-LOKs out of the rubble, and rebuild my planet.

I also wrap it in ketchup, so that it can't be lit aflame.

My fireproof 7K-LOK planet.

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I nuke your planet (sorry, external combustion from within is not included in your package to make your planet fireproof).

Ultraflight's no-longer-fireproof radioactive planet.

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I claim the universe, and merge every atom into one planet.

My universal planet.

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More atoms appear. They function as moons to the universal planet. I claim the first (and biggest) one.

My moon.

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I bring in a shipment of 1000 nukes. Guess what I'm going to do next?

Nothing, I just claim the nukes.

My nukes.

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The shipment of 1000 nukes are above critical mass and destroy the universal planet.

The moon gets blown away.

My drifting moon.

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I come to your moon on a friendly visit, but when I leave, I take one small scoop of dirt with me.

I do this for years and decades and centuries until I've built up my own moon.

My moon.

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I come to your moon on a friendly visit, but when I leave, I take one small scoop of dirt with me.

I do this for years and decades and centuries until I've built up my own moon.

My moon.

I go into another universe and grab a hill.

My extra-dimensional hill.

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I go to the alternate universe created when you made the decision to grab the alternate hill (in this universe you didn't decide to) and take it for myself.

My Trans-Universal Hill.

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All the trans-universal travel destabilizes everything and opens a portal to the Final Root Universe of the KSP Forums. I jump through the portal, delete the thread and restart it.

My hill.

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I find a hill in Russia and play the russian anthem.

My anthem hill.

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I shoot you with a AK-47 for being a spy.

I then proceed to watch TV on my Apple iPad 5.

My hill.

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Wait, there's an Ipad 5? I drop the apple HQ on your hill, squashing you.

My apple HQ

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