Make a wish... and have it granted as a better wish!

[Mr_Brain]

Granted, and it's in fact so good that the market soon receives a significant, though not overly large number of similar excellent games which are all worth playing!

I wish that a benevolent super-AI rules the world from now on.

[megatiger78]

granted. kit grants free food or all.

I wish people understand that putting wires around the earths core would generate free power.

[Downside Up]

Granted, and they figure out how to exploit solar panels!

I wish I wasn't broke... ()

[B-STRK]

One of your ideas attracts investor interest, good feasibility prospects are identified, and you're well on your way to making your first million.

(Or alternately, your talents attracts the attention of a benevolent employer, and now you have a better-than-average salary, plus all legally-entitled benefits. In a workplace rated as the best place to work in, like in the history of ever.)

Oh, and bonus: the global economy's back on track.

I'll plug in the same wish I had in the other version of this thread: I wish I had the power to wish NullReferenceExceptions away.

[Mr_Brain]

Granted, and you now have extremely good coding skills, allowing you to write any code you wish without ever creating any errors whatsoever (unless you want to)!

I wish for Elon Musk to live as long as he wants and to receive as much money as he wants.

[Ethanadams]

Sure why not

iwishforspaceinmysentances

[Red Iron Crown]

I wish for Elon Musk to live as long as he wants and to receive as much money as he wants.

Granted. He applies all that money and long life to colonizing space. (Doing this wish as it wasn't made better.)

I wish for more time.

[Mr_Brain]

Your wish shall be granted by a number of cybernetic implants implanted into your body. They are directly controlled by your mind and allow you speed up, slow down, pause or revert the flow of time in the rest of the universe (so you're not included). They also automatically repair damage to your body (down to the molecular level!) and pause time when you're in danger in order to make sure you that have more lifetime as well, not just more time in situations or that you're wasting less time waiting.

I wish for a Star Trek computer.

[Ethanadams]

Granted it has been modified to play ksp and NEVER CRASH

iwishforspacesinmysentnces

[Mr_Brain]

Granted, and mistakes have been fixed as well!

"I wish for spaces in my sentences."

I wish for dioxygen diflouride.

[Prof. Endwalker]

Grahntedh. Yu heave meny elimeants.

I weash four correkt spelleang.

[InterCity]

Granted.

"I wish for correct spelling"

As a bonus, we've installed the all-language spellcheck on the microchip in your head, so you can't make a typo ever again. And did we mention it comes with a manuscript enhancer?

I wish I was a cyborg.

[ChrisSpace]

Granted, you also can switch between visible, ultraviolet and infared vision. And you automatically heal almost any injuries. Also you can breathe in space and produce energy internally. And you get it all for free.

I wish Australia was a world power, not some other countries' puppet state.

[Mr_Brain]

Granted! Australia is now the world's greatest power and all other countries are its puppet states. Also, you get to decide who's in charge.

I wish to never again be bothered by temperatures either too hot or too cold.

[Dman979]

Granted.

To avoid killing all the thermophile microbes, I make you insensitive to temperature extremes, and you can't suffer from heat or cold damage.

I want to win the number war.

[Mr_Brain]

Granted. The rules of every game ever a redefined in such a way that you always win, but you always get the sense of achievement you'd feel after working hard towards a goal.

I wish for antibacterial skin.

[Dark Junior]

Granted, it kills even antibiotic resistant superbugs!

I want star wars 7, XCOM 2, and mockingjay 2 to be released soon.

[vinster7]

Granted, they get released right after you wish it.

I want infinite wishes

[ChrisSpace]

Granted. You also get immortality so that you can live long enough to say your infinity wishes.

I wish Australia could into space.

[Xannari Ferrows]

Granted. They do it most efficiently as well.

I wish I actually had creativity.

[vinster7]

Granted, you get the best creativity in the universe.

I wish that I can fly

[HoloYolo]

Granted, but you can fly at any speed you want, and you have a cool effect behind you.

I wish to live on Pluto.

[Mr_Brain]

Granted, and you get to live in a really nice habitation module in an autonomous colony with a lot of nice people and a wormhole back to Earth, for communications or trade.

I wish for cybernetic augmentation to be a thing and cheaply available to everyone.

[Xannari Ferrows]

Granted. Comes with SD cards.

I wish I could talk non-vocally with technology. All I got right now are words.

[justidutch]

Granted, and the telepathy-equiped iPhone 8 is free for everyone!

I wish my apartment allowed cats.