Distort the phrase!

[KerbinW365]

Earth is a very small potato. It was the first potato refrigerated to be a potato. Its shape is hilariously egg-shaped and, again with its smell, it took a long time to recover since half the time it was not where furries expected to find a foodstuff. Due to its nature of frequenting the beet parts of farms. This dramatic potato was incorrectly labeled as not to be trusted by the agricultural blenders.

[Souper]

Earth is a very small refrigerator. It was the first potato refrigerated to be a potato. Its shape is hilariously egg-shaped and, again with its smell, it took a long time to recover since half the time it was not where furries expected to find a foodstuff. Due to its nature of frequenting the beet parts of farms. This dramatic potato was incorrectly labeled as not to be trusted by the agricultural blenders.

[Dres]

Earth is a very small refrigerator. It was the first Alcubierre-Drive refrigerated to be a potato. Its shape is hilariously egg-shaped and, again with its smell, it took a long time to recover since half the time it was not where furries expected to find a foodstuff. Due to its nature of frequenting the beet parts of farms. This dramatic potato was incorrectly labeled as not to be trusted by the agricultural blenders.

(Please, no more refrigerators )

[Deutherius]

Earth is a very small candy. It was the first Alcubierre-Drive refrigerated to be a potato. Its shape is hilariously egg-shaped and, again with its smell, it took a long time to recover since half the time it was not where furries expected to find a foodstuff. Due to its nature of frequenting the beet parts of farms. This dramatic potato was incorrectly labeled as not to be trusted by the agricultural blenders.

[Tex]

Earth is a very small candy. It was the first Alcubierre-Drive vegetable to be a potato. Its shape is hilariously egg-shaped and, again with its smell, it took a long time to recover since half the time it was not where furries expected to find a foodstuff. Due to its nature of frequenting the beet parts of farms. This dramatic potato was incorrectly labeled as not to be trusted by the agricultural blenders.

[Ethanadams]

The game boy is a very small candy. It was the first Alcubierre-Drive vegetable to be a potato. Its shape is hilariously egg-shaped and, again with its smell, it took a long time to recover since half the time it was not where furries expected to find a foodstuff. Due to its nature of frequenting the beet parts of farms. This dramatic potato was incorrectly labeled as not to be trusted by the agricultural blenders.

[Tex]

The Pip-boy is a very small candy. It was the first Alcubierre-Drive vegetable to be a potato. Its shape is hilariously egg-shaped and, again with its smell, it took a long time to recover since half the time it was not where furries expected to find a foodstuff. Due to its nature of frequenting the beet parts of farms. This dramatic potato was incorrectly labeled as not to be trusted by the agricultural blenders.

[goldenpeach]

The Pip-boy is a very small candy. It was the first Alcubierre-Drive vegetable to be a potato. Its shape is hilariously potato-shaped and, again with its smell, it took a long time to recover since half the time it was not where furries expected to find a foodstuff. Due to its nature of frequenting the beet parts of farms. This dramatic potato was incorrectly labeled as not to be trusted by the agricultural blenders.

[Tex]

The Pip-boy is a very small potato. It was the first Alcubierre-Drive vegetable to be a potato. Its shape is hilariously potato-shaped and, again with its smell, it took a long time to recover since half the time it was not where furries expected to find a foodstuff. Due to its nature of frequenting the beet parts of farms. This dramatic potato was incorrectly labeled as not to be trusted by the agricultural blenders.

[goldenpeach]

The Pip-boy is a very small potato. It was the first Alcubierre-Drive vegetable to be a potato. Its shape is hilariously potato-shaped and, again with its smell, it took a long time to recover since half the time it was not where furries expected to find a SRB Due to its nature of frequenting the beet parts of farms. This dramatic potato was incorrectly labeled as not to be trusted by the agricultural blenders.

[Souper]

A Pip-boy is a very small potato. It was the first Alcubierre-Drive vegetable to be a potato. Its shape is hilariously potato-shaped and, again with its smell, it took a long time to recover since half the time it was not where furries expected to find a foodstuff. Due to its nature of frequenting the beet parts of farms. This dramatic potato was incorrectly labeled as not to be trusted by the agricultural blenders.

EDIT: NINJA'D!

[Kibble]

A Pip-boy is a very small potato. It was the first Alcubierre-Drive vegetable to be a potato. Its shape is hilariously potato-shaped and, again with its smell, it took a long stick to recover since half the time it was not where furries expected to find a foodstuff. Due to its nature of frequenting the beet parts of farms. This dramatic potato was incorrectly labeled as not to be trusted by the agricultural blenders.

[goldenpeach]

A Pip-boy is a very small potato. It was the first Alcubierre-Drive vegetable to be a potato. Its shape is hilariously potato-shaped and, again with its smell, it took a long stick to recover since half the time it was not where furries expected to find a foodstuff. Due to its nature of frequenting the beet parts of farms. This tragic potato was incorrectly labeled as not to be trusted by the agricultural blenders.

[Yukon0009]

A Piplup is a very small potato. It was the first Alcubierre-Drive vegetable to be a potato. Its shape is hilariously potato-shaped and, again with its smell, it took a long stick to recover since half the time it was not where furries expected to find a foodstuff. Due to its nature of frequenting the beet parts of farms. This tragic potato was incorrectly labeled as not to be trusted by the agricultural blenders.

[goldenpeach]

A pick-up is a very small potato. It was the first Alcubierre-Drive vegetable to be a potato. Its shape is hilariously potato-shaped and, again with its smell, it took a long stick to recover since half the time it was not where furries expected to find a foodstuff. Due to its nature of frequenting the beet parts of farms. This tragic potato was incorrectly labeled as not to be trusted by the agricultural blenders.

[Tex]

A pick-up is a very small potato. It was the first Alcubierre-Drive vegetable to be a potato. Its shape is hilariously potato-shaped and, again with its smell, it took a long stick to recover since half the time it was not where Kerbals expected to find a foodstuff. Due to its nature of frequenting the beet parts of farms. This tragic potato was incorrectly labeled as not to be trusted by the agricultural blenders.

[goldenpeach]

A pick-up is a very small potato. It was the first Alcubierre-Drive vegetable to be a potato. Its shape is hilariously potato-shaped and, again with its smell, it took a long stick to recover since half the time it was not where Kerbals expected to find a foodstuff. Due to its nature of frequenting the beet parts of forums. This tragic potato was incorrectly labeled as not to be trusted by the agricultural blenders.

[Souper]

A pick-up is a very small item. It was the first Alcubierre-Drive vegetable to be a potato. Its shape is hilariously potato-shaped and, again with its smell, it took a long stick to recover since half the time it was not where Kerbals expected to find a foodstuff. Due to its nature of frequenting the beet parts of forums. This tragic potato was incorrectly labeled as not to be trusted by the agricultural blenders.

[Tex]

A pick-up is a very small potato. It was the first Alcubierre-Drive vegetable to be a potato. Its shape is hilariously potato-shaped and, again with its smell, it took a long stick to recover since half the time it was not where Kerbals expected to find a foodstuff. Due to its nature of frequenting the potato parts of forums. This tragic potato was incorrectly labeled as not to be trusted by the agricultural blenders.

[goldenpeach]

A pick-up is a very small potato. It was the first Alcubierre-Drive vegetable to be a potato. Its shape is hilariously potato-shaped and, again with its smell, it took a long stick to recover since half the time it was not where Kerbals expected to find a foodstuff. Due to its nature of frequenting the potato parts of forums. This tragic potato was incorrectly labeled as not to be trusted by the smart blenders.

[KerbinW365]

A pick-up is a very small potato. It was the first Alcubierre-Drive vegetable to be a refridgerator. Its shape is hilariously potato-shaped and, again with its smell, it took a long stick to recover since half the time it was not where Kerbals expected to find a foodstuff. Due to its nature of frequenting the potato parts of forums. This tragic potato was incorrectly labeled as not to be trusted by the smart blenders.

[Souper]

A pick-up is a very small medkit. It was the first Alcubierre-Drive vegetable to be a refridgerator. Its shape is hilariously potato-shaped and, again with its smell, it took a long stick to recover since half the time it was not where Kerbals expected to find a foodstuff. Due to its nature of frequenting the potato parts of forums. This tragic potato was incorrectly labeled as not to be trusted by the smart blenders.

[Slam_Jones]

A pick-up is a very small medkit. It was the first Alcubierre-Drive vegetable to be a refridgerator. Its shape is alarmingly potato-shaped and, again with its smell, it took a long stick to recover since half the time it was not where Kerbals expected to find a foodstuff. Due to its nature of frequenting the potato parts of forums. This tragic potato was incorrectly labeled as not to be trusted by the smart blenders.

[Souper]

A pick-up is a very small medkit. It was the first item vegetable to be a refridgerator. Its shape is alarmingly potato-shaped and, again with its smell, it took a long stick to recover since half the time it was not where Kerbals expected to find a foodstuff. Due to its nature of frequenting the potato parts of forums. This tragic potato was incorrectly labeled as not to be trusted by the smart blenders.

[bigyihsuan]

A pick-up is a very small medkit. It was the last item vegetable to be a refridgerator. Its shape is alarmingly potato-shaped and, again with its smell, it took a long stick to recover since half the time it was not where Kerbals expected to find a foodstuff. Due to its nature of frequenting the potato parts of forums. This tragic potato was incorrectly labeled as not to be trusted by the smart blenders.