KSP's Vending Machine

[0111narwhalz]

Gets a Moon rocket.

Inserts relativistic neutral particle beam.

Edited May 13, 2016 by 0111narwhalz
100% not ninja'd.

[TheSealBrigade]

Gets quantum fluctuation

Inserts a @DolphinDude3. 

[cubinator]

Gets two dolphins.

Inserts Black Hat's hat.

[TheSealBrigade]

Gets a hat that's black and black hat hat black...

Inserts sauropod...     (I have no idea how that would fit in the coin slot while being alive)

[Blasty McBlastblast]

Gets 5,000 gallons of delicious sauropod soup (in no way affiliated with sauropod payment) with bonus free wontons!!**

**only available 3pm to 3:05pm on the 5th Tuesday of every month in a leap year that begins with the number A

Inserts oddly shaped Hong Kong currency.... 

 

[TheSealBrigade]

Gets even weirder currency.

Inserts Megalodon...   read my sig 

[Blasty McBlastblast]

Receives odd stretching sensation in the tips of his bounds, and suddenly acquires a deep and compelling urge to get a "bigger boat"... whatever that means!

Hoping for toast, inserts bread...

 

[Astrofox]

And it gets rejected. You decide to get a toaster instead.

After getting a toaster, you insert it in hopes that the vending machine will use it...

Edited May 14, 2016 by Astrofox

[TheSealBrigade]

The vending machine explodes.

Inserts Plesiosaur 

[cubinator]

Gets note saying to come back in an hour. After the hour has passed you come back to find a sign on the machine saying "This machine does not accept extinct currencies."

Inserts snake molt.

Edited May 15, 2016 by cubinator

[TheSealBrigade]

Gets a note saying that you need real snakes to operate the machine.

Inserts antimatter containment facility. 

[ZentroCatson]

Gets antimatter. Kaboom.

Inserts frog.

[TheSealBrigade]

A speaker inside the machine activates. "Welcome to Science Class. Today, we will be dissecting this Leopard Frog. Please place your frog in your pan and start your dissection. Make sure to take notes, as there will be a test on this tomorrow."

Inserts Olympus Whale (scroll all the way down to read about it. If you confused, read the Original Post)

[max_creative]

Gets people yelling about animal cruelty! 

Inserts TheSealBrigade so he will never harm another animal. Especially turtles. TURTLES ARE AWESOME!!!

[TheSealBrigade]

Gets a bloodthirsty seal with a loaded MP5 pointed at your face

Inserts max_creative so he stops babbling about this thing call Dres. Whatever that is.

 

@max_creative i doubt you even read the link :\ 

Edited May 16, 2016 by TheSealBrigade

[Matuchkin]

Gets what I said on 04/05/2016:

On ‎04‎/‎05‎/‎2016 at 10:03 PM, Matuchkin said:

You can hear Max_Creative's muffled scream inside the machine, then his corpse falls backwards, headless. Blood accumulates on the floor, flowing like a fountain out of the corpse's pulmonary vein. Inside the machine, you hear someone chewing, and an emaciated remnant of an eyeball falls out of the coin slot.

Inserts glove filled with Vaseline.

Edited May 16, 2016 by Matuchkin

[cubinator]

Gets this noise:

Inserts Up Goer Five (the real up goer, not the explainer)

[TheSealBrigade]

Get's a confused look from the next guy in line for the vending machine.

Inserts a Kerbal Plushie Toy 

[ZentroCatson]

Gets 3D printed spaceship. (Ps. You have finally overcome the need to stuff sea animals into a vending machine! Congrats!)

Inserts toilet seat.

[TheSealBrigade]

Gets a high pressure jet of sewage in the face.

Inserts face, just to see what's going on in there.

[DMSP]

Gets liquid Nitrogen (the vending machine was very confused)

Inserts Dihydrogen Monoxide.

[TheSealBrigade]

Gets a tin foil hat and a ticket to a conspiracy seminar.

Inserts multiple cans of soda from a different vending machine.  

[Blasty McBlastblast]

60 days later... dozens of adorable tiny little vending machines emerge from the nearby sand and begin crawling towards the closest ocean. Safely into the shallows, soon they will migrate to colder waters to graze contentedly upon sea grasses for years, until they reach maturity and return once again to the forums!

Inserts a haikouichthys (found seeming abandoned beside the venting machine)

 

[TheSealBrigade]

Gets @max_creative yelling about putting sea animals in vending machines.

Inserts a wolf that ate my dog or some excuse like that...

[0111narwhalz]

Gets a dingo that ate someone's baby.

Inserts a small stable strangelet.