KSP's Vending Machine

[gooddog15]

Gets 50 Ib's of sugar

Inserts 50 Ib's of sugar

[GreeningGalaxy]

Receives a disk containing the complete Starbound soundtrack.

Inserts a cutting of Crassula ovata (common jade plant), etched with a sigil of accelerated propagation.

[dryer_lint]

Gets a dead plant.

Inserts the entire planet of Europa!

While we're on the topic, how big is this coin slot?

[Newt]

Gets out a page with two definitions, one for planet, one for moon.

Inserts the Oort cloud.

erm... I really do not know. Big, I guess. Really, really big?

[mythbusters844]

Gets a fart that sounds like "Oort."

Inserts a computer monitor.

[Souper]

Get a 2-lightyear-wide coin slot.

Bend the coin slot into itself (In other words, insert the coin slot itself).

[GreeningGalaxy]

You fail to bend the coin slot into itself for two reasons: one, this doesn't make any geometric sense, and two, the coin slot is part of the Immutable Framework of the thread, and is thus indestructible.

The machine gives you a deploring look, and dispenses a bill worth -50 USD.

I insert a single Planck-wavelength photon.

[Joshwoo70]

Gets no coins

Inserts a greening galaxy

(Sorry just have to do it!)

[Prof. Endwalker]

Gets a reding galaxy

Inserts Jeb.

[teepee2345]

gets the apocalypse.

inserts overfloater.

i think the coin slot is as big as the universe

[dryer_lint]

Inserts the entire planet of Europa!

Gets out a page with two definitions, one for planet, one for moon.

Oh god, I'm an idiot. What I just did was an extreme sin, on the KSP forums

Anyways... gets a rubber ducky.

Inserts a suspicious red candle.

[Souper]

Get a suspicous cake that might be some kind of lie.

Insert bill worth -50 USD.

[jake9039]

gets bill worth 5 usd

inserts lie

[Thomas988]

Gets shunned.

Insert Space Engine.

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[Souper]

Gets my new computer.

Insert invisi-text.

[Ethanadams]

Get awesomenothing put in

put in master hand

[teepee2345]

gets slave hand

inserts big red button

[Sampa]

BOOM!!!!!!

Puts in crater!

[Tex]

Receives Moho!

-Inserts cell phone-

[SpaceJuice]

Gets electronic parts.

Inserts this hot thread!

[Starwhip]

Gets a moderator lock.

Inserts charging cable.

[SpaceJuice]

Gets outlet,

Inserts car battery...

[Hobbes Novakoff]

Gets a politician (they're quite similar to hydrochloric acid)

Inserts a vending machine.

[Xannari Ferrows]

Gets the world record speedrun on Ninja Gaiden.

Inserts skillz.

[megatiger78]

gets noobz.

inserts universe....