KSP's Vending Machine

[Fraston]

Receives sonyATV’s greed.

Inserts fake news.

[HansonKerman]

gets faker news

insrrt sams undertall

[Fraston]

41 minutes ago, HansonKerman said:

gets faker news

insrrt sams undertall

Receives Sams Undershort.

Inserts edgge.

Edited May 8, 2020 by Fraston

[VoidCosmos]

Recieves Latt Mowne

Insert cottage cheese

[HansonKerman]

gets your cheese in a nice house instead.

insert joking

[Fraston]

Receives moping. Don’t be sad.

Inserts the concept of rational thought.

[HansonKerman]

gets bill wurtz, the opposite of that

Inserts PSI Rockin gamma

[The Dressian Exploder]

gets PSI Rocking gamma IV heavy

 

inserts dres-teroid

[kerbiloid]

Gets dressed charlize-theroid.

Applies external force to affect the vending machine.

[The Dressian Exploder]

Gets a tipped-over vending machine. 

 

Inserts spaghettified jeb

[kerbiloid]

Gets the warning "Out of tomato sauce"

Inserts a bottle of ketchup.

 

[The Dressian Exploder]

The kerbal spaghetti plops out, now that tomato sauce is available.

Inserts a 3.75m orion pod

[Dirkidirk]

2 hours ago, The Dressian Exploder said:

The kerbal spaghetti plops out, now that tomato sauce is available.

Inserts a 3.75m orion pod

get's 18 billion american $$$

inserts forgot

Edited May 10, 2020 by Dirkidirk

[kerbiloid]

conjures Morgoth

inserts Gandalf

[HansonKerman]

17 hours ago, The Dressian Exploder said:

PSI Rocking gamma IV heavy

you don’t play EarthBound. Didn’t even spell Rockin right smh

6 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

conjures Morgoth

inserts Gandalf

egets robes

insert.      

[VoidCosmos]

Recieves

Inserts CST-100 Starliner mod

[Fraston]

Receives OPT aerospace.

Inserts receiver.

[HansonKerman]

recieves insertion protocol

insert blood

[Dirkidirk]

45 minutes ago, HansonKerman said:

insert blood

gets a heart.

inserts a magnetar.

Edited May 12, 2020 by Dirkidirk

[cubinator]

Vending machine collapses into a small rotating vending machine.

Inserts bread crumbs.

[The Dressian Exploder]

Recieves an angry, demanding duck

[kerbiloid]

Duckceives and duckserts.

[The Dressian Exploder]

Recieves a plughole.

Inserts an MM patch.

[Fraston]

Receives Matter Manipulator upgrade module. Wait, I thought those were useless after you got around 200 of them!

Inserts Wrangler.

Edited May 12, 2020 by Fraston
Estimate was way off

[HansonKerman]

5 minutes ago, Fraston said:

Matter Manipulator upgrade module. Wait, I thought those were useless after you got around 90 of them!

god ikr

5 minutes ago, Fraston said:

Inserts Wrangler.

gets backstabbed. 

insert the granola