Do Not Taunt the Magic Boulder!

[Just Jim]

Never... EVER... leave your vehicle to feed a wild Magic Boulder... 

[ZentroCatson]

Don't try to tell the ending of Star Wars 7 to the Magic Boulder, otherwise it'll get really angry at you.

[Guest]

Warranty void if removed from the game.

[ThaZeus]

Do not eat the magic boulder!

[chadgaskerman]

Do not feed the magic boulder after midnight

[SpaceJuice]

Do not attempt to use pieces of Magic Boulder in a partical accelerator experiment. Doing so would result in a singularly to form and suck up your entire solar system.

Edited January 26, 2016 by SpaceJuice

[Guest]

Do not feed Magic Boulder @SpaceJuice or it will start flashing rainbow colors and blow up.

[cubinator]

Do not play minor chords near Magic Boulder, as it may become frightened and aggressive. Especially do not play the Jaws theme.

[RocketSquid]

Do not get the magic boulder in eyes or mouth. If you get the magic boulder in your eyes or mouth, remove them to save yourself.

[max_creative]

Do not call the magic Boulder "a rock"

[qzgy]

Do not intoxicate yourself before giving the magic boulder a hat

[njmksr]

Do not let the Magic Boulder access the internet... 

MAYDAY, MAYDAY, This is Bravo One, requesting immediate assistance at Cheyenne Mountain. Do not make the same mistake we did.

It knows our weaknesses now... It's coming for us... MAYDAY! MAYD

----CONNECTION TERMINATED------

[max_creative]

2 minutes ago, njmksr said:

Do not let the Magic Boulder access the internet... 

MAYDAY, MAYDAY, This is Bravo One, requesting immediate assistance at Cheyenne Mountain. Do not make the same mistake we did.

It knows our weaknesses now... It's coming for us... MAYDAY! MAYD

----CONNECTION TERMINATED------

[LoS]

Do not let the magic Boulder near your commsats either.

[njmksr]

Do not outright tell the Magic Boulder that it is just a pebble. Let it down easy.

[StrandedonEarth]

Kindly refrain from making disparaging remarks pertaining to or at the sorcerous lithoid.

[max_creative]

Please refrain from letting the magic boulder get deorbited because it will be really bad.

[Markush100]

Do not give the magic boulder to children 0-3 months old.

Edited March 23, 2016 by Markush100

[max_creative]

Do not use the magic Boulder in a asteroid rock garden.

[Markush100]

Do not make threads regarding and/or discussing the magic boulder!

[max_creative]

Do not make a ton of spoilers inside spoilers or the magic Boulder will eat you!

[cubinator]

Do not go gentle into that [Magic Boulder],
Old age should burn and rave at [Magic Boulder];
Rage, rage against the [Magic Boulder].

Though wise men at their end know [Magic Boulder] is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that [Magic Boulder].

[max_creative]

And kids remember: always taunt the magic Boulder... For science!!!

[TrainEngie]

Do not propel the Magic Boulders using Mainsails.

[RA3236]

Do not attempt to use the superconductive super dense hyper energised material inside the the Magic Boulder as....

Wait.

If it is hyperenergised then we should use it as rocket fuel.

[max_creative]

Do not use the magic Boulder to refuel your nuclear engines and RTG's.