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Do Not Taunt the Magic Boulder!

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if model 4 blue magic boulder starts to hum, report occurrence, provide product code, and do not taunt magic boulder

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do not exist near the magic boulder

 

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Have no physical interaction with shiny green rock.

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never be the magic boulder

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do not jumpscare the magic boulder

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Do not ask for stories about the magic boulder

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Do not dock with the Magic Boulder.

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Do not feed Magic Boulders after midnight! 

And never, ever, wet them!

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Do not visit the magic boulder in 3 AM.

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Do not, my fellow Forumers,  become addicted to Magic Boulder. It will take hold of you and you will resent it’s absence.

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Do not ask why the Magic Boulder is the Magic Boulder.

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Do not throw the magic boulder at Jool. It will create a singularity that heats that planet up unpredictably and causing catastrophes on its moons.

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Do not not make a station around The Matt-gic boulder.

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