Do Not Taunt the Magic Boulder!

[megatiger78]

do not show the magic bolder this video:

[jake9039]

do not [REDACTED] THE MAGIC BOLDER

[WinkAllKerb'']

Sometime it's within the standard to breath with the magic boulder. But anyone is also free to do not. ; )

[Downside Up]

Do not fix Magic Boulder's hitbox.

[waterlubber]

Do not use [REDACTED] [PATENT PENDING] to [REDACTED] [PATENT PENDING] the Magic Boulder. Patent Pending.

[Tex]

Do not attempt to patent Magic Boulder.

[Kerboman]

Do not practice Magic near the Magic Boulder

[Astrofox]

Do not give the Magic Boulder a Magic Boulder - it will think that it is being replaced and will destroy your craft and its replica.

[Bev7787]

Do not move the Magic Boulder to kerbin

[MrWalrus123]

Do not forget to read bedtime stories tithe Magic Boulder

[Kilmeister]

Do not taunt Magic Boulder if you are pregnant, may become pregnant, or have been to moons where certain Krackens exist. If you experience Magic Boulder for longer than 4 hours, contact mission control immediately as it may result in sudden vision loss in one or both eyes as well as sudden loss of orbit. Magic Boulder is not for Kerbals who are taking solid rocket boosters, or have a history of sudden ship dissasembly.

Talk to Mission control, and find out if Magic Boulder could be right for you!

[GreeningGalaxy]

Extracts of Magic Boulder have been found useful in stabilizing Z-pinch fusion reactions. However, doing so has an 85% chance of placing a permanent curse of unknown nature on all persons involved with the fusion reactor's operation. Using Magic Boulder in or around a fusion confinement system will immediately void its warranty and absolve Thaumatic Minerals LTD. of any moral, legal, or theological responsibility for the ensuing consequences.

[windows_x_seven]

Do not attempt drawing Magic Boulder.

[MrWalrus123]

Do not replace the magic Boulder

[Findthepin1]

Do not deep-fry the Magic Boulder.

[WinkAllKerb'']

never taunt the magic boulder just in case you could end with the king of the ill healing the hills ; ) just in case ; )

[TrainEngie]

Do not tell the magic boulder to go to sleep when the Magic boulder is awake at 0:45 Kerbin time

[EdusacconBR]

do not nuke the magic boulder

[K3achas]

Do not feed your hand to the magic boulder.

[Bev7787]

do not compare the magic boulder to the illuminati

[TrainEngie]

Do not give the magic boulder a cookie.

[Xannari Ferrows]

Never EVER talk about the great space snowball near The Boulder.

[windows_x_seven]

Do not feed Oxidizer to Magic Boulder.

[TrainEngie]

Do not read "if you give a mouse a cookie" to the magic boulder

[Vaporo]

Do not Deorbit and mine the Boulder with high-powered argon lasers while near a disturbance in the Force without paying very close attention to nearby quantum vacuum fluxuations. I speak from experience, here.

UPDATE:

Please, for the survival of humanity's sake, do not use technobabble near the Magic Boulder.

Edited July 17, 2015 by Vaporo