Deutherius Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 I remember this from the first time I was seriously injured:'Whats the number for 9-1-1?'Yup, I have awesome friends.0118 999 88199 9119 725 ...3What else would the number be?(In all seriousness, people tend to panic when someone near them gets injured. Brains tend to fart when panicking. Gems happen when brains fart.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galileo Kerbonaut Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Playing Trivial Pursuit with a bunch of people. The question was: "What year did we land on the Moon"? The girl who had to answer the question thought it was a trick question and decided to answer never. Not because she was a conspiracy theorist, she really just didn't know we landed there... never heard about it. How is that possible!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisSpace Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 'The earth is getting heavier because more buildings are being built on it'... and where do you think the material for the buildings comes from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leszek Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 (edited) This thread is growing faster then I am reading it so I am skipping a few pages to post this. Hopefully I didn't duplicate: Guess not, just an illusion.https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091101182315AAsbiTPRegarding the what is the number for 9-1-1, that is a Simpsons quote. Your friend might have been joking. Edited May 2, 2015 by Leszek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FishInferno Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 I remember this from the first time I was seriously injured:'Whats the number for 9-1-1?'Yup, I have awesome friends.why, 1800-959-6285 of course! call now and get an extra fire truck FREE with the purchase of two or more ambulances! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 This was a news headline BLIND MAN MEATS WIFE AFTER NOT SEEING HER FOR YEARS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmpd2000 Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 *Reading a book about optical illusions with a classmate*Me: Look how that one appears to move!Him: How are that illusions? The ink is moving, that's why we see it moving.I don't even... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrbitusII Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 STORY TIME!I work Tech Services at my university, and I recently started working a class since the professor has to teach from home. All I do is set up a laptop, call the professor via facetime, and chill (providing help as needed) until the class is over.It turns out that one of my roommates is in that class, and as luck would have it, he's a big anime nerd. On the first day I'm working the class, he's sitting surrounded by about 8 girls as I'm setting up the computer, and he says..."This is turning into Infinite Stratos."I facepalmed so hard. For those of you who don't know anime, Infinite Stratos is commonly referred to as the "harem anime" since the main character is the one guy in a school of girls and all the girls basically throw themselves at him (it's ridiculous, I know). Fortunately, none of the girls there got the reference, but I can only imagine what would have happened to him if they did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CelticCossack51 Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 (edited) My friend claimed that McDonalds sells 'fake food'. We were eating plastic all these years... Edited May 2, 2015 by CelticCossack51 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flymetothemun Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 This was a news headline BLIND MAN MEATS WIFE AFTER NOT SEEING HER FOR YEARSSemi- Logical explanation:This man lives in a town by the name of Blind. He is also a homicidal and/or desperate butcher, as indicated by his turning of his wife into meat. He didn't see her for years because she worked the night shift while he worked the day shift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LN400 Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Online, however, the stupidest thing I've seen was these flat earth conspirators.Flat earthers are relatively level compared to the hollow earthers. These theories, I don't know whether to facepalm or burst out laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWalrus123 Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 "Olive Garden is authentic Italian food"This made me facepalm SO HARD. (Especially since I am 25% Italian) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worir4 Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Me and one of my friends were talking about a film where people try launch a nuke into the Sun to stop it dying. ( Can't remember the name). Then he says to me, ''why didn't they just wait till it was night?''*Face palm* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisSpace Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Me and one of my friends were talking about a film where people try launch a nuke into the Sun to stop it dying. ( Can't remember the name). It must have been either exploding sun or sunshine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michaelsteele3 Posted May 4, 2015 Author Share Posted May 4, 2015 Me and one of my friends were talking about a film where people try launch a nuke into the Sun to stop it dying. ( Can't remember the name). Then he says to me, ''why didn't they just wait till it was night?''*Face palm*Because that's how nukes work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 (edited) Looked up some dum news titlesthis one is from ******* are penutbutter and jam sandwiches racist? Edited May 4, 2015 by Ethanadams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michaelsteele3 Posted May 4, 2015 Author Share Posted May 4, 2015 (edited) Looked up some dum news titlesthis one is from [redacted]are penutbutter and jam sandwiches racist?Uhhh, could you remove the [redacted] part? Edited May 5, 2015 by Vanamonde He did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legendary Emu Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Um... It takes less energy to get to mars. It just takes longer. Gravity well and all. The moon is basically useless to us Mars is the answer to us becoming a two planet spices. - random guy on the internetFound it on NASA's facebook page. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razark Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 (edited) Uhhh, could you remove the [redacted] part?Does it really help if he removes it and you leave it blatantly obvious in your quote and your comment? Edited May 5, 2015 by Vanamonde STOP QUOTING IT, GUYS! >:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyC Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Does it really help if he removes it and you leave it blatantly obvious in your quote and your comment?This will be forever a mystery, anyway, back on topic :Most conspiracy theories and paranormal stuff. They are funny, but sometimes they really made me facepalm. (black helicopters is NWO, anyone ?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razark Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 This will be forever a mystery, anyway, back on topicI thought that was on topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michaelsteele3 Posted May 5, 2015 Author Share Posted May 5, 2015 "Yo dude I like, shot 3 Zebras in Harrisburg (Capital of Pennsylvania, USA) on Sunday!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 I've lost all hope in the news company's around the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoloYolo Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 ABC News Guy May 1st, 2015 (Philadelphia Station)Good morning it is 7:37 AM, April 1st, 2015.The wind is 5 mph, very windy.It is a chilly day (It said 65 degrees in the forecast).I didn't say who was who, so I abided by the rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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