OMG. I killed Jeb...

[NeoMorph]

So I am playing Elite Dangerous when I killed a bunch of pirates... Nothing unusual about that except I then was taking a swig of pop when I noticed WHO I had actually killed...

After snorting Tango all over my keyboard I had a good giggle.

[HoloYolo]

You monster! Shame for eternity!

[cptdavep]

It's clearly an imposter, our Jeb's no pirate!

[RogueMason]

But... but... HE WAS CLEAN WHEN I ENCOUNTERED HIM. WHAT DID HE DO?

(I know the NPC's don't actually have persistence at the moment)

[NeoMorph]

He tried to jack my load... err... steal my cargo is what I meant.

It wasn't until after I had killed him that I did a double take and I had to check the comms log to confirm it hehe. I've also killed Sarl Cagan several times and various other famous peeps.

[Fel]

He tried to jack my load... err... steal my cargo is what I meant.

It wasn't until after I had killed him that I did a double take and I had to check the comms log to confirm it hehe. I've also killed Sarl Cagan several times and various other famous peeps.

You... you animal! Killing our heroes, how could you? They just wanted food, they were just hungry.

[NeoMorph]

I just realised something... THAT JEBEDIAH WAS A FAKE...

Why? Well, when has Jeb ever said "This isn't worth dying for."... NOT EVER... He would would probably have said "I'm about to die? ADD MOAR BOOOOSTERS!"

[vicwarrior]

Ive also run into jeb while playing Elite: Dangerous , i found a disturbing lack of SRBs on his sidewinder and suicidal flying.

Needless to say he was an obvious fake.

Edited May 6, 2015 by vicwarrior
E : D turns into a smiley

[BrainiacBlue]

I saw a ship called Micheal Gove (The very unpopular Ex-Education Secretary in the UK). As a student I felt obligated to shoot him, he even had a bounty His bounty was about 9000 credits.

I have also encountered a Kerman Kerbin in Elite, but he was just a trader.

[Rickenbacker]

Don't worry, Jeb will respawn .

[NeoMorph]

I bet Jeb was flying in Elite Dangerous because Valentina had kicked him out of Kerbin spaceport for crashing too many rockets again!