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Post your puns. Bonus for Kerbal style puns! I don't have any Kerbal style puns. I'll post more as other people do. :D

- I tried to catch some Fog. I mist

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The sniper came home and said to his wife "I missed you, honey".

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Post your puns.

The girl mushroom went out with the boy mushroom because he was a fungi.

The little bird complained, shouting "cheep cheep!", when its cage broke.

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The girl mushroom went out with the boy mushroom because he was a fungi.

The little bird complained, shouting "cheep cheep!", when its cage broke.

It ain't easy being cheesy!

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*Throws up*

It ain't easy being green.

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Forceing someone to read this thread would be cruel and unusual punishment.

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"What did the pirate say when he turned eighty?"

"Aye, matey..."

Read it out loud first....

EDIT: Praise Imgur! :D

"I hope the person who created the first pun died a horrible, horrible death."

"It would've had to be a pretty killer pun, though."

"NO."

Edited by Starwhip

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Did you hear in the news about the guy that was able to pull a power line from the pole down to the ground? When he was asked about it, he said that he felt powerful.

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I remember participating in a pun filled chain about lightning and electricity. I really brought the thunder, so to speak. It was positively beautiful, and all around an electrifying experience.

But hey, I'd better bolt. I'm currently working on a new piece with Michael and Seana, and I'd hate for our time to short out.

Well, see you in a flash!​

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Did you guys read the article about how dentists are starting to use hypnosis and other non-pharmaceutical therapies as a replacement for anesthetics during tooth extraction. It's called "Trends in Dental Medication". Bah-dum, splash. I'm here every night folks.

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I was wondering why the station was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

What do you call lights on a lunar rover? Moonbeams.

A hundred ton asteroid should not be taken lightly.

NASA rejected my suggestions that they should put satelites in higher orbits. I guess they didn't like my inclination.

Edited by MoffKalast

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This thread is pretty punny...

I was thinking of using a mod to add blimps, but I got too afraid that my Kerbals' ships might blow up.

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Two guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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How does the barber cut the moon's hair?

He clips it.

(My 4 year old told me this one.)

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Did you guys hear about the kidnapping in New York?

He woke up.

(read it slowly if you don't get it :P )

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Plutonium and Helium walked into a bar ... Nobody in a 15 blocks radius survived.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'll have some H2O." The second says, "I'll have a glass of water too. Why did you say H2O? It's the end of the day and there's no need to talk about work." The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.

The favorite Kerbal chemical compound? BaOUm (Um being the element of confusion).

Why does climber never seem to get a mosquito bite? You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

There's 10 type of people on Earth: the ones who know binary, those who don't, those who thought this joke was in binary and the one expecting it to be in ternary.

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This thread is making me hyperventilate with laughter

Also, from a real conversation I had with my mum this afternoon:

'The school trip to Germany will take students from years nien, ten and eleven'

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