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Some people think mucous is funny, but it's snot.

Edited by StrandedonEarth

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localized/phoenetics: (hardly translatable)

" il a rit très fort on peu pas se tromper, c une histoire de 'clintonris' et d'aigle qui chique le chef sous le bureau, ça fait tache à la longue pour une histoire courte"

Edited by WinkAllKerb''

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What kind of energy do charged particles have when happy? EcSTATIC! 

I can find the door on my own, but thanks for showing me the way anyways.

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1 hour ago, SpaceplaneAddict said:

Leaf me alone, i need space for my vacuum rated engine.

ha...haha...hahaha...

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...

uhh...

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... ha?

Edited by Matuchkin

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Cop: Why did you steal that?
 

Thief: I don't know what you're takeing about.

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2 hours ago, SpaceplaneAddict said:

Leaf me alone, i need space for my vacuum rated engine.

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Two atoms are walking down the street and they run into each other. 

One says to the other, "Are you all right?" 

"No, I lost an electron." 

"Are you sure?" 

"Yeah, I'm positive."

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Three elephants fall off a cliff. two hit the ground, the third hits the water. Ba-dum chhhhhh! Say it aloud.

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1 minute ago, Mycroft said:

Three elephants fall off a cliff. two hit the ground, the third hits the water. Ba-dum chhhhhh! Say it aloud.

it aloud. 

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What's the same about Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Both their last hits were The Wall.

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Just now, PB666 said:

it aloud. 

haha. Say the joke aloud

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41 minutes ago, Mycroft said:

haha. Say the joke aloud

The joke aloud.

...

I don't get it?:P

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Ohhhhh man.... Say "Three elephants fell off a cliff. Two hit the water, one hit the ocean. Ba-dum chhhhh!" aloud. You know what, just forget it 

Edited by Mycroft

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2 minutes ago, Dman979 said:

forget what?

I made a joke that was helped if you say it aloud, so of course someone came and said "it aloud" :D

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2 hours ago, Mycroft said:

Three elephants fall off a cliff. two hit the ground, the third hits the water. Ba-dum chhhhhh! Say it aloud.

I seriously don't get it; I'm tired.

 

"I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger, then, it hit me."

 

EDIT: Oh, I get it now. You have to say all of the joke, not just the first part...

I'm so clever.

Edited by MDZhB

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When a spacecraft does a flyby of a planet at, like, 30c, it's trajectory is a hyperbole.

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What do you call two parallel platforms that extend from the shore to the water and intersect? A pair o' docks.

A book just fell on my head....I only have myshelf to blame.

Edited by EliasDanger

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Two Kerbals crashed on a moon.

 

One said, "We shouldn't go that fast."

The second, "Then you should've gone at Minimus speed!"

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I tried to make a vacuum pun, but it sucked.

I guess it's ok though, because there's no pressure to make puns like that anyway.

Edited by cubinator

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