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How do you call a jet engine powered by a pig?

Porkjet.

And how to you call a Porkjet with a really large intake?

Airhog.

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I have posted this one somewhere in the Forum before.

Why was the tree upset? Because it was feeling self drought.

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I tried to ride skis through grass once. It was friction impossible!

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Ah dang it! I'm to get a post on every thread on the front page of this section....and I can't think of a pun! Umm....crap....if I post on this thread without giving at least one pun, I could get....pun-ished. I did it!

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92800 (i wonder about this one localization ... pun(s) localization is such a pain for translators ...)

Edited by WinkAllKerb''

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11 minutes ago, cubinator said:

If an earthquake ran for president, it'd win by a landslide.

And that would really shake a bunch of people up...

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8 minutes ago, Xorth Tanovar said:

Not our fault

Spare me your "fault" lines... :D

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The guy that jumped off that bridge in Paris must have been in Seine.

I'm a big fan of renewable energy.

I couldn't get a slot at the library for the meeting, it's completely booked.

:cool: 

Edited by TheEpicSquared

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On 11/6/2016 at 4:29 PM, adsii1970 said:

And that would really shake a bunch of people up...

Yeah, it'd win a lot of toss-up states...

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3 minutes ago, CliftonM said:

Yeah, it'd win a lot of toss-up states...

Or tossed-up lunches...

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I just thought of another one:

 

Once my friend's "x" asked me, ""y" is algebra so difficult?"

I replied, "What are you talking about? It's e-"z"!"

 

... I'll see myself out, thanks.:blush:

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@adsii1970: or just suffering from ADD; I'm divided on the issue myself. But not to worry, you'll get it squared away eventually.

Edited by Xorth Tanovar

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